Love: Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying....

By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 05:38 - Canada

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2018 05:00

Today, I woke up to a note on my nightstand from my fiancée, along with the ring I proposed to her with yesterday, which stated that not only was she not ready to be married, but she’d been planning to end things before I “blindsided" her. FML

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SilverHand 5

Wednesday 28 December 2011 12:07

Maybe she cried because she woke up and realized it was just a dream.

GSP101 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 12:00

You weren't planning on proposing, right?

Comments

ncb1998 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 16:23

Happy tears?

kristac123 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 16:27

I hope they were tears of joy....

brock329 3

Wednesday 28 December 2011 23:22

Doubtful. Very doubtful

jackdaniel61709 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 16:32

It's was ur sisters so how does ur life suck?

ZDK5498 6

Wednesday 28 December 2011 16:33

tears of joy? she only 1 night stand kind of girl? she's a bitch if she was crying over that IF it was not tears of happiness...

jobsman99 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 16:33

At least she didn't cry while you were having sex, then you would never get laid.

iceprice 7

Wednesday 28 December 2011 21:02

Amen!!

polkadot3155 6

Wednesday 28 December 2011 16:44

happy tears?

shellz102 12

Wednesday 28 December 2011 17:46

Maybe it was tears of joy ;)

mishaparis 7

Wednesday 28 December 2011 17:51

I'm terribly sorry, but I clicked "you deserved it" by accident. Once again, terribly sorry.

hateevryone 14

Wednesday 28 December 2011 17:51

maybe they were tears of love and joy. you never know.

c0c0_fml 16

Wednesday 28 December 2011 18:27

Maybe they were tears of joy! :)

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