Miscellaneous: Today, my grandma has been running around the neighborhood, dressed... - FML

By bobosgonnagetyou - 01/11/2013 06:04 - United States - Lake Oswego

Today, my grandma has been running around the neighborhood, dressed as Bobo the Evil Clown, chasing trick-or-treaters. All I've been able to do is chase after her, and apologize to the terrified children's families. FML

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bobosgonnagetyou 8

Saturday 2 November 2013 8:41

Hey FML, OP here! I created an account so I could answer some of your questions. First off, I live in Oregon. Secondly, I thought it was hilarious, although a tad creepy at times, but I just let her do her thing and didn't try to stop her. Most people thought it was great and took it really well. She had a blast doing it, and was simply pulling a prank, which is what Halloween is all about! :)

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Blackcatluck 19

Friday 1 November 2013 12:15

Just because she's old doesn't mean she can't have some fun!

micha090 21

Friday 1 November 2013 12:14

troll granny strikes again.

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ashleyylove3 22

Friday 1 November 2013 12:22

This is one of the greatest things I've ever heard. Your grandma is awesome!

Wizardo 33

Friday 1 November 2013 12:32

You're tuning back into FMWildLife and we now observe the peculiar yet efficient method of establishing ones territory by the frighteningly delightful Trollus Grandmerium. The wrinkly specimen dresses up in an offensive way and frightens and menaces any who approaches her territory. A recent plague upon the community we continue to observe the ridiculousness of these antics. Join me next time on FMWildLife in which we will observe the rather tedious happenings in the life of a high schooler going through 'relationship' problems...

grumpy94533 11

Friday 1 November 2013 12:32

LOL

masterof1 7

Friday 1 November 2013 12:33

That sounds terrifing..... I'm so sorry op

bubblyhayley 16

Friday 1 November 2013 12:36

this is not an fml! this would be awesome! :)

rgri 11

Friday 1 November 2013 12:43

That's one cool ass grandma you got.

V_for_Vendetta_ 3

Friday 1 November 2013 12:43

Your grandma is awesome! Just be happy it only happens once a year

beelee1988 13

Friday 1 November 2013 18:28

Unless, it doesn't.

shank39 12

Friday 1 November 2013 12:44

Your grandma has true Halloween spirit... :)

qwerty5536 6

Friday 1 November 2013 12:54

Lol just let her do it thats awesome

UrYousername 15

Friday 1 November 2013 12:54

That's a paddlin'.

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