Well, Skippy-I hate to be the one to point out several more reasons as to why you qualify to post on FML; but, I feel it is my civic duty to help you pinpoint the obstacles that stand in your way to becoming a human-being. First, Grandma rocks, is a remarkable woman and she, very clearly, blows your ass out of the water, in that she has way more social prospects than you. I would've been stoked to spend that time having a blast with such a kind and feisty little lady. You should've said, No Thanks since you have shown us that you'd have rather spent that time alone in your parent's basement with your action figures. Next, that chip on your shoulder from your self-inflicted attitude problem looks like it weighs a ton! Guess, what? You have the choice to decide to stop sucking. Leave that shit to the serial killers, priests and politicians, Tiger. Shame on you for treating yourself like less than zero!

Ha, It's not her first rodeo!! You go grandma!!

Did your grandma at least win anything? Heck, you may as well have played. You might have won something.

your grandma knows how to get turnt up better than you

What the **** is up with your user name???