By my cheese grater + your dick - 17/01/2014 17:35 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, my grandma said, "I know you don't have any plans tonight. Do you want to go to bingo with me?" I said sure out of pity, and ended up being her designated driver after she got wasted later in the evening. FML
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beckiebear 15

Party with grandma! You should have just drank with her and taken a cab home. Live it up, OP!

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pistachiopanda 19

Ever stop to think that she invited you out of pity? Harsh.

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siggy_mcsigx 22

Maybe you're not living a fabulous social life because you have irrational unprovoked aggression toward male genitalia? (referring to OP's name)

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steffidallasbfl 16

Wow bingo is getting pretty intense nowadays to be drinking

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worldclassrager 39

Did you win anything good? Maybe she'll invite you to play bridge and to a knitting party as well :D Don't worry about it...you might have saved a life by driving her...

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Grandma, dear Grandma, come home with me now, This bingo game's running too late. (with apologies to Henry Clay Work)

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lopesindustries 5

Hang over 4 grandma edition

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outoftown 26

She's trying to teach you how to have a good time... just a bit too much of one.

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kmartFTW 12

Drunken nights at bingo! #FTW #YOLO #MUCHSWAG

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