By dareyale - 26/07/2013 06:10 - United States - Bessemer

Today, my grandma walked into my house drunk. She was mumbling something about her being a badass because she beat someone with a pool stick at a bar. She's 68 years old. FML
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You deserved it 4 161

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dareyale 13

Hey guys OP here. Well I love my grandma but she always decides to come in during the early hours of the morning. She's always been like this. This one time when I was younger she took me on a wild hunt for her boyfriend. We pulled up outside an old motel and there he was. In a car. With a Hooker. My grandma jumped out the car and took off. She pulled them both out the car and started beating him. Have you ever seen a Hooker take off so fast in heels?!

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domking1315 20

I would advise that you don't piss her off...

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chosha_fml 26

I guess she won't be knitting or baking cookies anytime soon.

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capscorner01 5

She must have done it in her youth. Daydreaming about the past

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IT_Nird95 9

This sounds like something my seventh degree black belt grandma would say if drunk. That's an awesome grandma you got there.

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CommanderZooJob 8

Does this sound like George Lopez's mother from his show? Anyone.. heh

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dareyale 13

Hey guys OP here. Well I love my grandma but she always decides to come in during the early hours of the morning. She's always been like this. This one time when I was younger she took me on a wild hunt for her boyfriend. We pulled up outside an old motel and there he was. In a car. With a Hooker. My grandma jumped out the car and took off. She pulled them both out the car and started beating him. Have you ever seen a Hooker take off so fast in heels?!

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sykokitti 15

I'm sorry but I wouldn't be able to come home sober to that face either

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uoeno_fml 20

Can you be any more rude? Get a life, #110

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Fireashes250 16

What's your problem #110? You won't even show your whole face. So stop being rude to other people for no reason. :D

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ottokat 15

Your life fascinates me, OP. I can't wait to see your grandma on Top 20 Most Shocking. FYL, though.

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LadyClarik 8

That in and of its self is very own FML. Please send in more granny, ho beating awesomeness.

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Baytheshark 14

My grandma was crazy like this. :) I miss her.

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nurchok 15

Enjoy your badass grandma while you can. She won't always be around. I just lost one, now have only one left, and I live on the other side of the planet...

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Your grandma is badass.

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MorkaneBloodrage 16

Sadly yes. I too live in Alabama. And the hookers down here can run really fast. Specially when someone is beating the crap out of their "John" and it aint their pimp.

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45thTBirds 7

Today, some old lady beat my ass for having sex with my boyfriend. FML

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AnonThoughts 23

sounds like my boyfriends grandma. Wish I had a grandma like that.

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Fuji76 15

Just wait till she hits 69! Ba-dum-tsss!

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RedPillSucks 31

She's not gonna hit 69, she's gonna beat the shit outta it!

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