By dareyale - 26/07/2013 06:10 - United States - Bessemer

Today, my grandma walked into my house drunk. She was mumbling something about her being a badass because she beat someone with a pool stick at a bar. She's 68 years old. FML
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dareyale 13

Hey guys OP here. Well I love my grandma but she always decides to come in during the early hours of the morning. She's always been like this. This one time when I was younger she took me on a wild hunt for her boyfriend. We pulled up outside an old motel and there he was. In a car. With a Hooker. My grandma jumped out the car and took off. She pulled them both out the car and started beating him. Have you ever seen a Hooker take off so fast in heels?!

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domking1315 20

I would advise that you don't piss her off...

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Axel5238 29

This is one of those few times you can you "my grandmother fights better than you" as a taunt. Also, now you have almost no excuse to lose a fight if your grandma can beat someone with a pool cue.

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sengmeng 4

Your grandma's a badass.

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asherm 15

I'm going to be that woman, although I have no kids, so won't be a grandma

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KylarStern19 7

Sounds like a badass grandma

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Tblankk34 8

Ohhhhh grandma, go back on your meds.

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xXNerrrdXx 16

she isn't that old ! GO GO SUPER GRANNY !! xD

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Ibeatmyself 3

Your grandma rocks how many people can say that about their grandma

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lexisJO 11

First FML in awhile that has literally made me LOL. Tell your grandma that she's ******* awesome!

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