Miscellaneous: Today, my grandma went to get birthday gifts for my twin sister...

By twingirl - 14/08/2009 21:57 - United States

Today, my grandma went to get birthday gifts for my twin sister and me. She returned with 2 shirts that read "I see you've met the twins" in big letters across the chest. She gave them to us and said, "Isn't this cute? 'cause you're twins!" I then had to explain to her what the shirt was actually referring to. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I received a package at work. Thinking it was something I ordered, I opened it in front of my coworkers. It was a gift from my grandmother: a giant pink, “I Love My Grandson” T-shirt. The worst part? They insisted I put it on and take a picture to send to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2012 18:15 - United States

Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2014 16:59 - Egypt

Today, my non-English-speaking grandma bought me a new t-shirt. It would've been sweet if it didn't have the word "bondage" written on the back in pretty, bold letters. I had no choice but to wear it while we went shopping. FML

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By Awks - 30/11/2012 06:30 - Australia - Bendigo

Today, my grandmother and I turned up to a family function wearing the same outfit. FML

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Stuck

By Anonymous - 25/03/2021 20:01

Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML

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Not anyone's favorite

By Anonymous - 13/11/2022 10:00

Today, everyone at school told me to wish my brother a happy birthday. We're twins. FML

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Thanks, I hate it!

By leah12 - 18/03/2009 21:47 - United States

Today, I received a letter in the mail from my Grandma about how much she adores and loves me. Then it went into detail about how much prettier, smarter, and successful I am than my sister, Leah. I'm Leah. She'd put the letters into the wrong envelopes. FML

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By AnnaMarie. - 28/02/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, I was standing in the parking lot with my sister, after my aunt's funeral, when my grandma walks up and says to my sister, "You're the one going places in life, I'm proud to have you as a grand daughter." She then looked at me, and walked away. FML

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Terminally offended

By whicks1892 - 18/12/2021 16:58

Today, I bought a shirt for my 5 year-old, which said, "I tried to be good, but I take after my Grandpa!" I thought it was a cute joke, but my mother-in-law said, "So you mean his grandpa isn't good? And that's why your son isn't good?" Despite my husband adding, "She bought this shirt. It was a joke, mom" they're still offended. FML

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By Mazzam - 19/11/2008 11:33 - France

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML

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Zombies_Freak 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 2:31

Ahh, old people and novelty shirts... that can be a dangerous combination...

vooper 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 2:38

At least you aren't a guy.

Comments

JadeRocker 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 3:35

dude! where did you get that shirt! i NEED one!

ManiacsRose 10

Saturday 15 August 2009 3:38

Why didn't you get your twin to tell her? Ok..that was WAY more funny in my head. I guess having a pair of twins isn't enough...I need 4 pairs.

thelonelylurker 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 3:39

Quadruplets are better than twins!

ILoveAsianGirls 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 3:48

YDI for using the word "I" when you should have said "me"

nikkipluvsu 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 4:09

That is ridiculous. You are dumb, it's a simple grammar error... maybe this person had a shitty english teacher. Get a life and get over tiny mistakes.

TheLetterZero 7

Saturday 15 August 2009 5:09

So it's dumb to use correct grammar and smart to sound like a moron? I think your logic is backwards. Don't get so steamed over someone helping the OP with grammar.

englishmuffin 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 6:15

"it's a simple grammar error..." Therein lies the sad part. If it were a complex grammatical error, it would be understandable. Making simple grammatical errors is failure.

doof_fisch 2

Saturday 15 August 2009 9:51

A more complex error takes place in the last sentence: ending the sentence with a preposition.

epicwinmaster 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 3:54

well if you both have big **** it would be double win. cuz twins are hot enough as it is...

alliemay 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 4:04

You know, you didn't HAVE to tell her! You could have just smiled, said thank you, and done whatever you wanted with the shirt later, since it's yours now. And it really IS the thought that counts!