By nyebust - 01/01/2011 05:18 - United States

Today, my grandmother drunk dialed me at midnight to wish me a happy new year. I was already in bed. My grandmother has a better social life than I do. FML
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FYLDeep 25

What the hell where you doing in bed? Even if you're alone you should be up for New Years.

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mercedes3210 6

sad you should hang out with your grandma

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starile 19

The old folks' homes always have the CRAZIEST parties, man! You were missing out! Little old ladies be dancing on tables, swinging their bras, getting champagne sprayed on them.. Your resolution should be to be as fun as a little old lady.

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ICaughtFire 4

Having helicopter showdowns! Man, a penis helicopter does no justice to a granny's titty flop helicopter! ... Now, unsee THAT.

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meowmeowwkitty 0

I don't know what old folks home you two are going to

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hideyoself 4

Maybe she was delusional and tried dialing for help! a burglar could've been assaulting her for that matter

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Mishana 0

Well, I totaly understand cause even I laast night (last year ^^) I was all alone in bed and didn't even stayed up 'till midnight --' But at least you grandma is having fun and someone have to thought ....

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DocBastard 38

Pen, I was going to ask you to give her a break since she was probably drunk, but she's only 13, so...I guess she could have been partying with Grandma?

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Mishana 0

I'm not 13, its a mistake And I wanted to delete the "thought" but I couldn't edit anymore it was too late

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dandawg69 0

she's probably with the rest of your family, you should consider joining them

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Cass3m0 0

You should try commas every now and then. :3 It's a nifty invention to make sure you can breathe when saying a phrase.

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mrpager 0

Well if you stayed up late enough for her to call you to wish you happy new year then did you atleast watch the ball drop??

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taniaaaaa 0

It's fine, hunn. Lols I'm sure your social life will improve with age :) teehee

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bethany_camille 0

It's okay OP. I went to sleep at 11:30 on New Years and woke up at 12:05 to my dumbass ex lighting M-80's off outside my window. Happy New Years??? :(

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mightymart 5

ever tought that most of her friends might be dead dumbass?!

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perdix 29

Being in bed early on New Year's Eve doesn't necessarily mean you have a bad social life -- it depends on how many people you were in bed with ;) You could have been getting DP'ed when Granny called and still have been at least one up on her. Even if she was getting some when she called, old people can't figure out DP -- that's too high-tech for them.

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