Miscellaneous: Today, my grandmother refused to wear clothes. FML - FML

By bob - 01/09/2011 05:29 - United States

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Today, my grandmother refused to wear clothes. FML

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By Username - 13/09/2010 23:19 - France

Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2014 18:51 - United States - Athens

Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML

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Grandma, nooooooo!

By Sam - 02/12/2012 14:05 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my mom and I took my senile grandmother to the mall, since she doesn't get out much. She complained it was hot, then took her clothing off in the middle of the food court. It took us thirty minutes to make her put her shirt back on. FML

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By cAPITOLpORN - 23/06/2015 15:57 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML

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Her House, Her Rules.

By Anonymous - 02/08/2019 16:03

Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2013 14:22 - United States - Big Lake

Today, I asked my grandmother to hem my prom dress for me. I'm her oldest granddaughter so I thought she'd be happy to do it. She said no. Her occupation is a seamstress. FML

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By Awks - 30/11/2012 06:30 - Australia - Bendigo

Today, my grandmother and I turned up to a family function wearing the same outfit. FML

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By gamerguru13 - 21/04/2013 12:26 - United States - New York

Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". FML

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By IrisKitty - 18/08/2015 07:07 - United States - Englewood

Today, I found out my grandma sleeps in the nude. I witnessed her running naked from her bedroom to the bathroom, because she "didn't have enough time" to put on her robe. I need to get my own place. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2018 08:30 - United States - Sewell

Today, my mother-in-law insisted we go to a baby clothing store. When I reminded her that I don’t want children, she sat on the floor, crying, kicking and screaming. She then said I was denying her grandchildren because I hate her. Well, I didn’t… FML

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Meloblood 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 11:48

Meh she's old let her do what she wants.

azkollias08 8

Thursday 1 September 2011 11:50

Saggy boobs!!

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mattdm91 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 14:26

Send that bitch to a nursing home!

perdix 29

Thursday 1 September 2011 14:27

If she were one of those tight-ass prudes who believes in wearing clothes, you wouldn't exist . . . and neither would your 15 aunts and uncles.

awagh666 14

Thursday 1 September 2011 14:49

Granny B. Goode

yummylicious 5

Thursday 1 September 2011 14:56

Were her butt cheeks like two giant prunes?

TheNewGuy03 28

Thursday 1 September 2011 16:47

Bad mental image...?

killerkiss92 8

Friday 2 September 2011 14:18

I think you just scarred my mind forever...FOREVER lol

Jimboom 11

Thursday 1 September 2011 15:07

She must be a hippy. Just tell her than nobody wants what she is selling... even if it is free love.

AmberCanFlyy 4

Thursday 1 September 2011 15:17

Is she at least one of those good-lookin' old ladies? Or does she just look better than you naked?

njgohard 16

Thursday 1 September 2011 15:17

I...wait...what?

chocobanditx3 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 15:28

Apparently, she literally wants everything to hang very very very loose .

Amburito 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 16:32

Pics or it didn't happen.

TheNewGuy03 28

Thursday 1 September 2011 16:58

Dude, I like this FML. Concise as hell, yet it gets its point across. Also, no one likes saggy ****, except people who like saggy **** (which are a minority), and those with sa...hell, scratch that. I know all grandmas secretly wish that their breasts were firm and supple. |the kid|

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Today, it was dad’s funeral and I intended to speak but I was crying so much I couldn’t finish and mom had to help me back to my seat. Unfortunately, most of our family are arseholes and I could hear someone saying, “Disgraceful, shaming his dad like that.” It was the worst day of my entire life. FML

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Today, my best friend and I were playing Call of Duty when he said he had to go to the bathroom. Curious, I checked his phone. A text message read, "Tell your friend you're going to the bathroom and come eat. Pizza is here" from his dad. Apparently, I'm not good enough to feed. FML

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Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML

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Today, I gave the guy I've been seeing a copy of my newly published book, because I know he loves writing. He started reading and commented on how amazing it was. Then he gave it back. He didn't realize it was a gift. My awkward self didn't correct him. I'd written him a sweet letter inside. FML

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Today, two of my friends condemned me for being "narrow-minded", because I couldn't help but laugh at the thought that someone would believe mermaids actually exist. FML

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Today, my 4 year-old grand-daughter let her pet rabbit loose in the yard, while my 2 year-old grandson was trying to climb on a chair, then a table. I had to choose between catching the rabbit before it ran under the fence, or saving my grandson from falling on the concrete terrace. FML

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Today, I bought my wedding dress and sat it on the bed while I went to buy matching shoes. When I came home, I saw my soon to be husband on the bed sitting next to my wedding dress. Turns out he spilt Coca-Cola on the dress and was trying to get it out with carpet cleanser. FML

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Today, while celebrating my 10 years home from Iraq, my brother told us about his new affiliation with Scientology. Apparently, all those roadside bombs I keep dreaming about are just alien ghosts that need to be purged. What's worse is how well it fuses with his new brand of politics: YouTube QAnon channels! FML

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