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By Master Debater - 01/02/2013 11:05 - Australia

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Today, my grandmother walked in on me watching porn on my computer. She looked at the woman on the screen and said, "I used to have tits like that, but look what having 7 kids did to them." Now I'm scarred for life. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 060
You deserved it 40 157

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Troll grandma strikes again. Have fun seeing her face on every naked girls face you ever see.

Shrouds 14

Do your **** hang low, do they wobble to and fro.

Comments

Just wait until her head pops up on one of the characters' bodies!

SnoochBoochie 14

You shouldn't jerk while your grandma is over. YDI. I can't wait to hear about how you intend to learn other simple life lessons.

The_F3rris 11

Like locking the door when jerking for example. I thought that was rule #1.

Your granny must of has tons of action on her day in every position hammered from pillar to post

Don't hate because grandma didn't have as much problems getting laid as you seem to since you're just fapping it.

Ever hear of a lock? YDI On the flip side, you Grandma is awesome. Priceless comment from her. Are you hacking her account?

Maybe you should've asked for her to make you some cookies while she was in.

eaglerob 20

Granny ****, 2013 is your year, buddy!

Tell your granny that you're sorry your parent, aunts and uncles destroyed her perky little boobies. My mom blamed me for her stretch marks.): I cried.

RedPillSucks 31

You should have replied that you are responsible for her big boobs as well.

Can't. Small breast run in my family. Even after they all have kiddies. :P

perdix 29

#48, oh, I'll bet you that yours are just fine. Don't watch **** and think those people are normal, they are freaks. I see all those guys with 8-11" cocks and that makes me feel bad. I'm so ashamed of my 15-incher!

*Sings Led Zeppelin -- "The Lemon Song"* Never claimed to be ashamed of my small breast. :P Gratefully there are plenty of ass men out in the world.

RedPillSucks 31

The new answer to "Do these pants make my butt look big" "Oh Yes, thank God!!!"

onorexveritas 23

she totally did that on purpose xD You go grandma! that's reality...