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By aroman2312 - 06/09/2011 21:33 - United States

Today, my grandpa decided to charcoal-grill some steaks. Inside the house. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2023 03:00

Today, I made several beautiful steaks on the grill, then set them to rest. While I left to use the bathroom, my four year-old decided they looked yucky and poured syrup on them. My wife was too busy giggling and recording it to stop her. FML

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By psd60 - 06/12/2012 07:18 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my dog died and I told my grandfather I wanted her to be cremated. I came home later to find him burning her in our barbecue pit. FML

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By TaddM21 - 02/01/2015 03:18 - United States - Salem

Today, I dragged my grill outside in the freezing cold to cook a steak for New Year's day. I left my spatula in the garage, and I set the still-wrapped steak on the grill. I was only gone 45 seconds, but that was long enough for my cat to open the wrapper and run off with my steak in his jaws. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2012 05:21 - United States

Today, my oven decided that it was going to lock and clean itself right in the middle of cooking my steaks. FML

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Hmmm, steak

By Anonymous - 11/01/2021 11:01

Today, my husband and I cooked our first dinner of the year, some grilled steak. The moment we turned our backs to put out the fire, the dog snatched half of it. FML

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By NaKreen - 30/07/2012 22:21 - Sweden - Bor

Today, I was at a barbecue with my extended family. I was chatting to my grandma, when my idiotic brother decided to douse the grill with his cola. The hissing sounded so much like a Minecraft creeper that I instinctively screamed and practically shat my pants. FML

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By lvegadelgado_6 - 10/08/2015 14:32 - United States - Deerfield

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

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By Sios - 11/04/2012 15:06 - United States - Louisville

Today, I found out that my apartment complex has no rules against having charcoal grills on the porch. So did the guy who lives below me. FML

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By ILiveWithMorons - 12/04/2011 03:07 - United States

Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2015 03:41 - United States - Houston

Today, I found my intoxicated step-father in our back yard trying to domesticate a stray opossum, attempting to give it steak and malt liquor. FML

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Wednesday 7 September 2011 8:39

Innovation is the key to success.

perdix 29

Wednesday 7 September 2011 9:08

With enough carbon monoxide, everything begins to make sense ... and then you die.

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taurus30 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 18:30

Oh good.

cupcakemonger14 0

Monday 12 September 2011 3:49

that coul kill u

bluestarr1 7

Monday 12 September 2011 5:12

Lol, my ex did the same thing

superfloyd 4

Tuesday 13 September 2011 5:59

Old people ****** rule........... Just saying.....

bkaneshiro14 0

Friday 23 September 2011 11:49

41, if that were the case, it WOULD have been a terrible rest of her life... Carbon monoxide is: 1. Invisible and odorless and 2. Rather toxic.

tsent8 15

Saturday 27 October 2012 1:14

Mmm I love the smell of senile in the morninh

DontSaveMe 16

Tuesday 2 July 2013 18:55

I would cry. Carbon monoxide poisoning is number 2 on my list of my worst fears. Some old people....

Shawn Kotris 10

Tuesday 30 March 2021 8:50

It's crazy that gramps almost burned his house down, 3 days before a bunch of terrorists tried to burn NYC down. Looking at the random category on here and the date def jumped out to me.

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