Miscellaneous: Today, my grandpa decided to charcoal-grill some steaks. Inside...

By aroman2312 - 06/09/2011 21:33 - United States

Today, my grandpa decided to charcoal-grill some steaks. Inside the house. FML

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Same thing different taste

Grilled

By Anonymous - 17/07/2023 03:00

Today, I made several beautiful steaks on the grill, then set them to rest. While I left to use the bathroom, my four year-old decided they looked yucky and poured syrup on them. My wife was too busy giggling and recording it to stop her. FML

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By psd60 - 06/12/2012 07:18 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my dog died and I told my grandfather I wanted her to be cremated. I came home later to find him burning her in our barbecue pit. FML

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You deserved it 4 206

By TaddM21 - 02/01/2015 03:18 - United States - Salem

Today, I dragged my grill outside in the freezing cold to cook a steak for New Year's day. I left my spatula in the garage, and I set the still-wrapped steak on the grill. I was only gone 45 seconds, but that was long enough for my cat to open the wrapper and run off with my steak in his jaws. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2012 05:21 - United States

Today, my oven decided that it was going to lock and clean itself right in the middle of cooking my steaks. FML

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You deserved it 4 236

Hmmm, steak

By Anonymous - 11/01/2021 11:01

Today, my husband and I cooked our first dinner of the year, some grilled steak. The moment we turned our backs to put out the fire, the dog snatched half of it. FML

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You deserved it 986

By NaKreen - 30/07/2012 22:21 - Sweden - Bor

Today, I was at a barbecue with my extended family. I was chatting to my grandma, when my idiotic brother decided to douse the grill with his cola. The hissing sounded so much like a Minecraft creeper that I instinctively screamed and practically shat my pants. FML

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You deserved it 32 057

By lvegadelgado_6 - 10/08/2015 14:32 - United States - Deerfield

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

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You deserved it 2 141

By Sios - 11/04/2012 15:06 - United States - Louisville

Today, I found out that my apartment complex has no rules against having charcoal grills on the porch. So did the guy who lives below me. FML

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You deserved it 2 812

By ILiveWithMorons - 12/04/2011 03:07 - United States

Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML

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You deserved it 3 344

By Anonymous - 10/01/2015 03:41 - United States - Houston

Today, I found my intoxicated step-father in our back yard trying to domesticate a stray opossum, attempting to give it steak and malt liquor. FML

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You deserved it 2 461

StoryOfTheYear 14

Wednesday 7 September 2011 8:39

Innovation is the key to success.

perdix 29

Wednesday 7 September 2011 9:08

With enough carbon monoxide, everything begins to make sense ... and then you die.

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FelixIsaac 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 9:13

real redneck

R4P3DwithALOHA 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 10:36

garentee lol

mattdm91 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 9:16

Old people on FML are amazing

Snookie85 19

Wednesday 7 September 2011 9:25

kudos to gramps!

perdix 29

Wednesday 7 September 2011 9:35

Sounds like the tipping point on the decision to put Gramps in a home (or to put him down, if he's a dick.)

dreamering 16

Wednesday 7 September 2011 9:36

Pee on the grill and run away.

Shadow_Phantom 26

Wednesday 7 September 2011 9:48

What 15 said.. this is a major health hazard. FYL, OP.

heyred 11

Wednesday 7 September 2011 9:58

Is he dead from the fumes?

mrahhhhh 21

Wednesday 7 September 2011 10:17

This is either normal old people behavior or the most subtle, coldly calculating way I've ever seen someone try to commit suicide ever.

badactor009 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 10:18

Old geezers suck. No end to the stupid shit they will do.

leadman1989 15

Wednesday 7 September 2011 10:46

This one is just really too easy. What is with the lack of comedic appreciation for everyday humdrum situations? -Troll face-

R4P3DwithALOHA 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 10:28

at least hes whining nd dinning w/ style

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Same thing different taste

Grilled

Hmmm, steak

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