By LesbianHonest - 22/04/2013 19:52 - Canada

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Today, my grandpa moved into the apartment next door. The walls are wafer-thin. Goodbye sex life. FML
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LesbianHonest 6

I'm not, but my girlfriend is. Her silence in bed makes me sad now. :( PS: Yes, this is my FML. I didn't have an account when I posted it, though.

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Top comments

HowieDoIt 21

Take his hearing aids away, you'll be golden.

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bbozic2 6

I'd be more afraid of hearing those noises from his room

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softrally 15

Cover the wall with foam or egg cartons. That should absorb some of the noise.

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karlcolt45 19

unless you find that your grandpa has a sex life, then it's goodbye lunch

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cieloalicia 16

Especially is lunch happens to be something with raisins.

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jelly713 19

Blast some music every time. Very loudly. I hope it solves your problem.

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outoftown 26

Good news: you can plan sexy time for when his favorite sports are on TV. Bad news: you need a guy who isn't into the same sports.

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Adhdkid107 9

Can't you just go to the guy's house? You don't always have to have sex at your house.

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stoych 19

Simple. Cook grandpa a casserole with sleeping tabs in (not too many, you don't want to comatose him) then heat and serve it for him...... Hello sex life!

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EarlFug 19

Hmm, wonder why the previous tenant moved out?

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limitedition 25

If you are old enough to be in your own place you are old enough to decide if/when you have sex. Remember, Grandpa was young once too

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cieloalicia 16

While I'm sure OP's grandfather realises this, it's still going to be awkward if he hears such activities.

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AlexiAwesome 10

Sure, blame Grandpa for the lack of a sex life.

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