Miscellaneous: Today, my grandpa told us he wanted to fit in. His idea of fitting...

By Nice 2 inch - 27/06/2011 12:16 - Canada

Today, my grandpa told us he wanted to fit in. His idea of fitting in is streaking in a park at 4:00 pm. FML

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By onlyjuggalos - 31/01/2016 08:13 - United States

Today, I told my grandpa that I want to join the police force. His response: "You wanna lynch some blacks without the jail time, eh?" FML

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By lvegadelgado_6 - 10/08/2015 14:32 - United States - Deerfield

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2016 16:41 - United States

Today, I joined my grandpa on his morning jog. I didn't last 15 minutes before nearly passing out from exhaustion. He came jogging back home nearly an hour later looking even better than he did when we left. FML

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You deserved it 6 773

By mortifiedgrandchild - 09/01/2012 18:53 - United States

Today, I came across a picture of my grandpa taking a hit off a bong, while wearing nothing but a Playboy shirt. FML

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You deserved it 4 374

By aroman2312 - 06/09/2011 21:33 - United States

Today, my grandpa decided to charcoal-grill some steaks. Inside the house. FML

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You deserved it 2 103

By Username - 02/08/2011 06:46 - United States

Today, I found out that the crazy old man that sleep walks naked around my neighborhood every night is my grandpa. And he's not sleepwalking. FML

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You deserved it 2 874

By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 09:14 - Australia

Today, my grandpa came over to help paint our house, as we are renovating it. The only paint clothes he decided to wear were his underpants. The neighbours and builders found this quite amusing. FML

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You deserved it 2 860

By emeraldapostle - 27/04/2019 00:00

Today, my grandfather scolded me for not wanting to go to my 12-year-old cousin's basketball game. This is the same grandfather that refused to go to my high school graduation. FML

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You deserved it 149

By Anna - 06/01/2012 11:25 - United States

Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML

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By SaggyBoy135 - 12/07/2011 12:19 - United States

Today, my dad thought it would be OK to make sound effects for everything he did, in a public park, with me tagging along behind. FML

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You deserved it 3 579

spazticechidna 2

Monday 27 June 2011 18:59

Thats the best grandpa ever.

eckksDeeitsTravi 0

Monday 27 June 2011 19:04

Hipster grandpa is too hip for pants.

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goldfingerrules 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 6:47

You have the best grandpa

gunman15 4

Tuesday 28 June 2011 9:07

no one deserve to see there grandparent do that

BigBoyd 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 9:24

thats ******* awesome

himynameischeese 6

Tuesday 28 June 2011 9:45

tell him it's rude to be nude... that's what my teacher told me when I was in 3rd grade

ILoveVilleValo 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 10:01

whatta legend :D

J9DeeZy 4

Tuesday 28 June 2011 13:06

that's an epic win. bravo

jonmansheppard 9

Tuesday 28 June 2011 13:49

he is an epic grandpa! this FML is the best!

itswhateveridk 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 14:40

I really don't understand WHY he would think tht makes sense lol...

ascott1127 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 15:39

I lol'd. That's hilarious.

amor4evor001 1

Tuesday 28 June 2011 23:11

that's an awesome grandpa!!

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Today, after nearly a week of having laryngitis, I was finally able to talk a little again. Then I yelled at my son for leaving his shit all over the living room, strained my throat, and can barely even whisper now. FML

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Today, myself and my pug entered a novelty dog competition at the local fair. We won first prize in the lookalike contest. FML

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Today, I played a volleyball game at my school. Not only did I miss the winning point, the ball hit my face in the process, which resulted in popping a big fat zit on my nose. FML

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Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML

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Today, I got up, curtains still closed, and in the dim light noticed something dark on the floor, which wasn’t there yesterday. I turned on the light to find out what it was. A tiny ant hill. FML

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Today, my girlfriend was spending the day at my place. Later on, I walked in while she was making lunch. She had a jar of mayo in her hand, and I joked, "I have some mayo, but it doesn't come from a jar." She had a bluetooth headset on, and was in a call with her father. 5ML

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Today, my mother asked me if I'd heard of anal sex. Before I could fully process her question, she explained that it's dangerous because the tissues of the anus are finer and more susceptible to STDs. There were still forty minutes left in our car ride. FML

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Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a Diet Coke?" FML

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