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By Nice 2 inch - 27/06/2011 12:16 - Canada

Today, my grandpa told us he wanted to fit in. His idea of fitting in is streaking in a park at 4:00 pm. FML

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By onlyjuggalos - 31/01/2016 08:13 - United States

Today, I told my grandpa that I want to join the police force. His response: "You wanna lynch some blacks without the jail time, eh?" FML

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By lvegadelgado_6 - 10/08/2015 14:32 - United States - Deerfield

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2016 16:41 - United States

Today, I joined my grandpa on his morning jog. I didn't last 15 minutes before nearly passing out from exhaustion. He came jogging back home nearly an hour later looking even better than he did when we left. FML

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By mortifiedgrandchild - 09/01/2012 18:53 - United States

Today, I came across a picture of my grandpa taking a hit off a bong, while wearing nothing but a Playboy shirt. FML

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By aroman2312 - 06/09/2011 21:33 - United States

Today, my grandpa decided to charcoal-grill some steaks. Inside the house. FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 06:46 - United States

Today, I found out that the crazy old man that sleep walks naked around my neighborhood every night is my grandpa. And he's not sleepwalking. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 09:14 - Australia

Today, my grandpa came over to help paint our house, as we are renovating it. The only paint clothes he decided to wear were his underpants. The neighbours and builders found this quite amusing. FML

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By emeraldapostle - 27/04/2019 00:00

Today, my grandfather scolded me for not wanting to go to my 12-year-old cousin's basketball game. This is the same grandfather that refused to go to my high school graduation. FML

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By Anna - 06/01/2012 11:25 - United States

Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML

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By SaggyBoy135 - 12/07/2011 12:19 - United States

Today, my dad thought it would be OK to make sound effects for everything he did, in a public park, with me tagging along behind. FML

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Monday 27 June 2011 18:59

Thats the best grandpa ever.

eckksDeeitsTravi 0

Monday 27 June 2011 19:04

Hipster grandpa is too hip for pants.

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ipwnallmen 10

Monday 27 June 2011 19:59

Meatspin, anyone?

JoHire 0

Monday 27 June 2011 20:02

Bwahahahahahaha!!! Your grandpa sounds embarrassing and fun! FYL I'm sure it was embarrassing but just think now you have a funny story to tell your kids when your older on how grandpa streaked in broad daylight! Think about it some it is funny!

hateevryone 14

Monday 27 June 2011 20:09

he tryna get his groove back

sheethapins 13

Monday 27 June 2011 20:14

This is why I can't wait to get old. Worried about being arrested for public indecency? Nope. Just claim you're senile.

Btreasure 8

Monday 27 June 2011 20:18

that's funny and all but why does it matter that it was 4PM?? Also your Grandpa is the bomb dot com.

OfficeNinja 5

Monday 27 June 2011 20:20

your grandfather is invited to my next drinking party! he sounds awesome. your next FML will be "today, I saw my grandfather on Cops - due to his legendary rampage on Miami beach made national news".