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By Anonymous - 17/06/2013 17:52 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, my grandparents went around bragging to people that I'm taking my STD test. They meant to say SAT. FML

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By devinchi - 11/11/2011 08:42 - United States

Today, my buddy told me he was going to get an HIV test at the health department. Without thinking, I told him to "think positive". FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I finally came out to my parents and admitted that I’m HIV positive. Instead of being supportive, they made me call up all of my childhood friends and tell them to get tested. Playing at the park isn’t how it transmits, Mum and Dad… FML

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By silkytaco - 17/02/2009 17:11 - United States

Today, I got a "save the date" card for the wedding of a couple my husband knows. I was excited because I really wish to be better friends with these people. I emailed the bride, "I got your STD!" and hit send before I realized how that sounded. FML

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By jaci - 24/07/2016 15:27 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I went downstairs to get a drink and overheard my grandparents talking about me. They spent a good 15 minutes double-team attacking me for my failings as a human being, mainly me not being married with children yet. I'm barely 20. FML

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By nosy ass bitch! - 30/03/2022 16:00

Today, my classmate overheard me on the phone making an appointment at the women’s health center. The dumb bitch told everyone I was going to the clinic for STD treatment. I was scheduling my biopsy for a lump in my breast. FML

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By FlyingWhisps - 27/09/2011 23:33 - United States

Today, my grandparents came to visit. So far, they have called me fat, bragged about how my cousin is better than me, and told me how I'm not good enough for them. It's OK though, they gave me a pretzel from the airline and a textbook on physics. In another language. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2019 12:00

Today, my grandmother loudly announced that she has a yeast infection. Under her breast. She attempted to show me. FML

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By sockmonkey - 01/05/2012 02:21 - United States - Corona

Today, my parents decided on my punishment for failing an English test. No deodorant for a week. They think they're so hilarious, they told all their friends, and now it's all over Facebook. FML

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By areyoukiddingme - 07/01/2013 06:09 - United States

Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML

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By Brook - 26/02/2013 08:21 - Australia - Sydney

Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML

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Steve95401 49

Monday 17 June 2013 23:10

I hope you pass both tests.

Soninuva 41

Monday 17 June 2013 23:10

It could be worse: they might have said that your results were very positive!

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BlackPhenom 9

Monday 17 June 2013 23:13

You just had one job, grandparents.

guitardude69 11

Monday 17 June 2013 23:14

They both start in "S" so it's close enough.

IronMan3758 4

Monday 17 June 2013 23:14

Well it could be a worse test..

perdix 29

Monday 17 June 2013 23:15

They are probably very proud of your high scores -- it must have taken a lot of dedication to contract the STDs that were thought to be eradicated in the early 20th century, like cooties.

Welshite 39

Monday 17 June 2013 23:19

Cooties exist! I contracted that disease and now I can't touch anyone of the opposite sex. If I do, my mental state becomes that of a five year old. It's a horrible symptom.

guitardude69 11

Monday 17 June 2013 23:22

The desease can also be caught from playing COD.

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 18 June 2013 1:05

"Circle circle dot dot (uh huh) I got my cootie shot, (uh huh) You think that girl is hot? (uh huh) I think I'd rather not. (uh huh)"

therealafroninga 10

Tuesday 18 June 2013 4:38

Remarkable! There's a cure! By god, A CURE! Finally they found it!! @40, we must take this to the FDA, get it approved. Just think of the lives it will save! The cooties, forever eliminated.

IAMVINCE 11

Monday 17 June 2013 23:15

crazy grandparents strike again

DirkNJ 2

Monday 17 June 2013 23:16

Give em a break, they are elderly and get things confused.

abukaramel 10

Monday 17 June 2013 23:19

They meant well

Andicc 19

Monday 17 June 2013 23:22

Bwahaha! This made me lol so hard I'm sorry fyl lol

deathtothepix 26

Monday 17 June 2013 23:23

sure they did.

Natsphotos1 9

Monday 17 June 2013 23:25

My question Is for the 39 people that said you deserve it...

theworldismad 10

Monday 17 June 2013 23:49

some people will click it just to click it. but yeah there's really no way this is a YDI

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