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By Anonymous - 17/06/2013 17:52 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, my grandparents went around bragging to people that I'm taking my STD test. They meant to say SAT. FML

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By FlyingWhisps - 27/09/2011 23:33 - United States

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Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML

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By Brook - 26/02/2013 08:21 - Australia - Sydney

Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML

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Steve95401 49

Monday 17 June 2013 23:10

I hope you pass both tests.

Soninuva 41

Monday 17 June 2013 23:10

It could be worse: they might have said that your results were very positive!

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Steve95401 49

Monday 17 June 2013 23:10

I hope you pass both tests.

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Monday 17 June 2013 23:25

I would think OP wants a negative on the STD test.

Jemm_fml 29

Monday 17 June 2013 23:36

yeaaa.. OP might wanna fail the STD one.

Sekkaichi 12

Monday 17 June 2013 23:45

@26 Try thinking positive.

crazystoner5150 9

Tuesday 18 June 2013 6:25

By passing, he means no STDs. Failing the test would mean you DO have an STD. Come on think people.

RedWingSD 6

Tuesday 18 June 2013 19:18

Lol hoping for a 0% on the std

omgjustno 7

Monday 17 June 2013 23:10

Well at least once you correct them they'll be happy with positive results good luck!

Rue22 16

Monday 17 June 2013 23:56

Poor grandparents. :( Its ok, they are proud of you, OP.

flashback.miss 28

Monday 17 June 2013 23:10

That''s kind of cute, in a grandparents misunderstanding type of way. But, explain to them, and try to clear things up (no pun intended) with those they've told as best you can and hope for the best on your SATs. :)

vehementbitch 4

Monday 17 June 2013 23:56

Naaahhh, I think those grandparents knew what they were doing...;)

herpaderpaherp 17

Tuesday 18 June 2013 7:55

Exactly

AnthonyWheeler15 24

Monday 17 June 2013 23:10

Well, hopefully you'll pass!

ise3 10

Tuesday 18 June 2013 5:02

You don't pass the SAT. You simply try not to fail.

AnthonyWheeler15 24

Tuesday 18 June 2013 6:07

I meant the STD test, as a joke, I've taken an SAT.

ise3 10

Tuesday 18 June 2013 7:05

It wasnt a very good one.

banemask 14

Monday 17 June 2013 23:10

Sounds an unfortunate amount like my grandma lol

Grand_Cookie 21

Monday 17 June 2013 23:10

You're gonna get the highest score ever!!

Soninuva 41

Monday 17 June 2013 23:10

It could be worse: they might have said that your results were very positive!

ise3 10

Tuesday 18 June 2013 5:04

Did she... Get them all?

olpally 32

Monday 17 June 2013 23:10

Ahhhh. Grandparents are forgetful. Be glad you know that you don't have an std. Good luck on your SAT! Haha. :)

HeadlessSparrow 20

Monday 17 June 2013 23:11

Good luck on your SAT test. Hope you get positive results.

Futacy 29

Monday 17 June 2013 23:13

Where I'm from, we take the AIDS test. SHIT! I meant ACT... but that too.

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