Intimacy: Today, my grandparents were staying over my house for a couple... - FML

By ima_krackerr - 30/05/2009 04:36 - United States

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Today, my grandparents were staying over my house for a couple of nights. As I was walking to my bathroom in the middle of the night, I noticed their door was open, and my grandfather was awake. I tried to say 'Hi' to him, but he didn't hear me. I then noticed that he was masturbating. FML

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ima_krackerr 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 20:50

heyy, this is my post. 1. I didn't notice what he was doing at first, so my first reaction was to say hi.. pretty much 2. I can't look him in the face anymore 3. I'm a girl :(

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redbluegreen 40

Saturday 30 May 2009 12:41

#2 - Hahahaha. I like to pretend sex and masturbation was invented during my generation. Before, two smart adults get married so they can kiss, and then go to the BABIES "R" US store. Sadly, having been to the BABIES "R" US store, I've realized, they do in fact, NOT sell babies. Leaving to the conclusion, parents, and their parents before them, had sex and masturbated.

lol_seriously 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 12:07

That's pretty epic!

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ima_krackerr 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 20:50

heyy, this is my post. 1. I didn't notice what he was doing at first, so my first reaction was to say hi.. pretty much 2. I can't look him in the face anymore 3. I'm a girl :(

CONNIE1390 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 21:38

he was just sitting in his room in the middle of the night whacking off with the door open??? was the grandma sleeping still? ew thats creepy...

missus_butter 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 21:59

Just be glad he didn't hear you. You now have plausible deniability! Now get to work on pretending this never happened!!!

Audio828 2

Saturday 30 May 2009 22:04

Poor guy.

FmlFtwAndISFU 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 22:16

ahhh!! Dayum man XD. im sorry....

chux4w 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 22:49

Wanking with the door open...never a good move. Have some courtesy, people! What you get up to in private is your business...and the rest of us want no part of it!

24788 6

Saturday 30 May 2009 23:46

lol, don't disturb a man when it's his time.

wbrycem 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 1:47

42 - didn't really need to put that.

xDarknessInZero 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 2:48

LOL that's soooo screwed up on so many levels! I'd die if I saw my grandpa doing that O_o

iSING 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 4:17

#20 haha

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