By ima_krackerr - 30/05/2009 04:36 - United States

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Today, my grandparents were staying over my house for a couple of nights. As I was walking to my bathroom in the middle of the night, I noticed their door was open, and my grandfather was awake. I tried to say 'Hi' to him, but he didn't hear me. I then noticed that he was masturbating. FML
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ima_krackerr 0

heyy, this is my post. 1. I didn't notice what he was doing at first, so my first reaction was to say hi.. pretty much 2. I can't look him in the face anymore 3. I'm a girl :(

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#2 - Hahahaha. I like to pretend sex and masturbation was invented during my generation. Before, two smart adults get married so they can kiss, and then go to the BABIES "R" US store. Sadly, having been to the BABIES "R" US store, I've realized, they do in fact, NOT sell babies. Leaving to the conclusion, parents, and their parents before them, had sex and masturbated.

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Fllyleaf 0

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poor you! I hope you're okay! I would have been scared for life

Funnybunny_fml 3

gag and i agree with #10 didn't need to no that.

ImAllFailure 0

Looks like he's getting FRISKY!

Lol #7 Sorry OP that is really embarrassing and something you will remember for a while. But look at the bright side...at least he doesn't know you saw him right?

Purane2forever 0

WOW i cant even get hard and im 35. FML.

Well maybe he was trying to relieve stress, or your grandmother isn't very good in bed. Either way... thanks for the mental picture that will haunt me for the rest of my life....Ew