By Tyler - 03/08/2009 18:48 - United States

Today, I got a lovely little surprise after I got out of the shower. That lovely little surprise? I got stung in the scrotum by a hornet that had decided to nestle itself inside the towel I was drying off with. FML
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Same thing different taste

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doubleAbattery 0

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! I'm a girl and I still cried inside a little at the thought of that!!!

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Imawhalerider 0

gay horny hornet with a needle dick indeed

Eternity_fml 0

Something tells me this is fake, but shit, that's gotta hurt.

elchiclebubalu 2

u felt pain in my scrotum as I read this. ouch

doubleAbattery 0

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! I'm a girl and I still cried inside a little at the thought of that!!!

evanwilliams 4

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fucMyLifeSoHard 18

6- Ok. Hold on. Let me get an angry hornet so it can sting you in the balls.

Zakky_Ketchup 0

Calm down. It was just trying to get into your boat and steal all your semen.

00yoda4 0

**** YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thelonelylurker 0

No one told you to always check your towels for hornets?

chowyuk 0
oldskoolman85 0

YDI for not spaying your towels with raid. jk

evanwilliams 4

Remember, always spay or neuter all of your towels.