By ima_krackerr - 30/05/2009 04:36 - United States

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Today, my grandparents were staying over my house for a couple of nights. As I was walking to my bathroom in the middle of the night, I noticed their door was open, and my grandfather was awake. I tried to say 'Hi' to him, but he didn't hear me. I then noticed that he was masturbating. FML
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ima_krackerr 0

heyy, this is my post. 1. I didn't notice what he was doing at first, so my first reaction was to say hi.. pretty much 2. I can't look him in the face anymore 3. I'm a girl :(

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redbluegreen 40

#2 - Hahahaha. I like to pretend sex and masturbation was invented during my generation. Before, two smart adults get married so they can kiss, and then go to the BABIES "R" US store. Sadly, having been to the BABIES "R" US store, I've realized, they do in fact, NOT sell babies. Leaving to the conclusion, parents, and their parents before them, had sex and masturbated.

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xsw33tyx101 0

Umm how did he deserve this?

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musicfanatic 0

And all this time I thought grandparents just gave up on sex...

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WhiteDelight 4

maybe your grandma forgot to bring toothpaste and your grandpa was trying to make her some.

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barroomhero 0

my god I think I would gouge my eyes out...

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ditlihi 0

And where was grandma?

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BaldOuting 0

Yeah id be blind after an experience like that. Gross.

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JennyyBennyy 0

ahahaha #24 and FYL

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Noxious88 0

Buddy Boy!! That's definitly wrong on SO many levels.

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3sec 0

#20 awww that really sucks =( OP: hahahahahhaha

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athos1237 4

How is that an FML? YDI for peeping on grampa!

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