Miscellaneous: Today, my grocery shopping consisted of Poptarts, SpaghettiOs,...

By pathetic - 06/11/2013 13:04 - United States - Lincoln

Today, my grocery shopping consisted of Poptarts, SpaghettiOs, Lucky Charms, Popsicles, Easy Mac, and Twinkies. I'm a 25-year-old woman with no kids. FML

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Same thing different taste

By FeedMe - 27/05/2011 10:45 - United States

Today, my mother went shopping. She bought three boxes of Popsicles and a giant stuffed dog. She did not buy dinner or toilet paper. I've eaten nothing but cereal and popcorn for three days now. FML

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Parenting gone feral

By hungry - 22/10/2019 04:00 - Canada - Halifax

Today, as I searched for food to take to work for lunch, I noticed that the only recent addition to our fridge is chocolate milk and popsicles. My mom went grocery shopping yesterday. FML

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By Phoenix0614 - 25/01/2010 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store, and I realized that all I bought was cat food and $30 worth of protein bars. Yes, I have become THAT single woman. FML

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Sadly discontinued

By Anonymous - 05/10/2013 08:17 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping. When I got to the frozen foods, I saw some Lean Pockets, which I haven't had in forever, so I bought a couple of boxes. Around lunch time, I was hungry and thought I could have some, until I realized why I stopped buying them: I don't have a microwave. FML

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By Adulting - 31/10/2017 21:24

Today, I accidentally washed an entire box of macaroni and cheese with a load of laundry. I'm 25 and do not have kids. FML

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By lamortdeshommes - 28/06/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend to the store to get groceries while I was at work. Instead of what I listed, he came back with hot pockets, ice cream and beer. I'm lactose intolerant and pregnant. FML

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Off script

By Going hungry - 28/07/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, my fiancee asked me to text her a grocery list. I asked for meat, fruit, vegetables, you know, the staples. She came back with tons of sugar cereal, pop tarts, cookie dough, and other unhealthy crap. We have no other food, our monthly budget is gone, and junk food gives me horrible stomach cramps. FML

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Lunch Special

By Luisa - 09/01/2020 01:00

Today, we have nearly no food in the house. My husband went shopping with the kids and returned with a sack of tomatoes. Time to make lunch. FML

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By RandomMe - 26/02/2016 08:00 - Cambodia - Sihanouk

Today, I was craving some popcorn, so I went to the supermarket and bought the microwaveable type. When I got home, I remembered I didn't have a microwave. FML

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By agnosticstudy - 28/01/2009 21:53 - United States

Today, all three of my meals consisted of two Hot Pockets. FML

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Welshite 39

Wednesday 6 November 2013 16:33

Blasphemy! You forgot the cocoa-puffs.

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 6 November 2013 16:40

What the hell is wrong with you? You consider THAT food? How could you possibly live on that crap? You clearly forgot the Oreos and beer.

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eatenByZombies 1

Thursday 7 November 2013 1:03

Out of all that, my parents only bought me easy Mac and pop tarts they were the healthy kind of pop tarts. I have never ever had a Twinkie

KayleeFrye 39

Thursday 7 November 2013 1:14

I'm 30, and my list is the same! I currently have Pop Tarts, Kraft Mac & Cheese, Lucky Charms, and Kool-Aid in my apartment. (I also have milk, fruit, chicken, and veggies on hand, but that's a whole other thing.) No harm in the occasional indulgence in a childhood favorite or good, old fashioned convenience food!

natywantspeace 7

Thursday 7 November 2013 1:15

Time to change that

513cletus 11

Thursday 7 November 2013 1:31

Uhhh ohhh spaghetti O's

dexasterous 17

Thursday 7 November 2013 1:32

this is for all you girls about 25 in little apartments just trying to survive. living on dreams and spaghetti-ohs wondering where your life is gonna go. ~martina mcbride~

Breegotcake 14

Thursday 7 November 2013 1:32

I don't see nothing wrong with that; when I was in college I lived off chef boyardee & a bunch of snacks even tho a refrigerator full of food.

aaron123111 11

Thursday 7 November 2013 2:12

I want to try a Twinkie to see what all the fuss is about. We don't have them in England :(

mattrd_fml 31

Thursday 7 November 2013 3:21

You're the one buying that shit. YDI

kiaora_fml 11

Thursday 7 November 2013 3:31

OP you are never too old to enjoy that stuff, ENJOY! I'm 31 and still think that stuff tastes awesome, except I have kids and use the kids as an excuse :P hell, I still love sherbert/wizz fizz.