Miscellaneous: Today, my grocery shopping consisted of Poptarts, SpaghettiOs,...

By pathetic - 06/11/2013 13:04 - United States - Lincoln

Today, my grocery shopping consisted of Poptarts, SpaghettiOs, Lucky Charms, Popsicles, Easy Mac, and Twinkies. I'm a 25-year-old woman with no kids. FML

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Same thing different taste

By FeedMe - 27/05/2011 10:45 - United States

Today, my mother went shopping. She bought three boxes of Popsicles and a giant stuffed dog. She did not buy dinner or toilet paper. I've eaten nothing but cereal and popcorn for three days now. FML

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Parenting gone feral

By hungry - 22/10/2019 04:00 - Canada - Halifax

Today, as I searched for food to take to work for lunch, I noticed that the only recent addition to our fridge is chocolate milk and popsicles. My mom went grocery shopping yesterday. FML

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By Phoenix0614 - 25/01/2010 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store, and I realized that all I bought was cat food and $30 worth of protein bars. Yes, I have become THAT single woman. FML

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Sadly discontinued

By Anonymous - 05/10/2013 08:17 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping. When I got to the frozen foods, I saw some Lean Pockets, which I haven't had in forever, so I bought a couple of boxes. Around lunch time, I was hungry and thought I could have some, until I realized why I stopped buying them: I don't have a microwave. FML

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By Adulting - 31/10/2017 21:24

Today, I accidentally washed an entire box of macaroni and cheese with a load of laundry. I'm 25 and do not have kids. FML

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By lamortdeshommes - 28/06/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend to the store to get groceries while I was at work. Instead of what I listed, he came back with hot pockets, ice cream and beer. I'm lactose intolerant and pregnant. FML

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Off script

By Going hungry - 28/07/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, my fiancee asked me to text her a grocery list. I asked for meat, fruit, vegetables, you know, the staples. She came back with tons of sugar cereal, pop tarts, cookie dough, and other unhealthy crap. We have no other food, our monthly budget is gone, and junk food gives me horrible stomach cramps. FML

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Lunch Special

By Luisa - 09/01/2020 01:00

Today, we have nearly no food in the house. My husband went shopping with the kids and returned with a sack of tomatoes. Time to make lunch. FML

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By RandomMe - 26/02/2016 08:00 - Cambodia - Sihanouk

Today, I was craving some popcorn, so I went to the supermarket and bought the microwaveable type. When I got home, I remembered I didn't have a microwave. FML

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By agnosticstudy - 28/01/2009 21:53 - United States

Today, all three of my meals consisted of two Hot Pockets. FML

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Welshite 39

Wednesday 6 November 2013 16:33

Blasphemy! You forgot the cocoa-puffs.

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 6 November 2013 16:40

What the hell is wrong with you? You consider THAT food? How could you possibly live on that crap? You clearly forgot the Oreos and beer.

Comments

mooseantlers 1

Wednesday 6 November 2013 19:52

there may be a reason you dont have kids..

Omniprism 14

Wednesday 6 November 2013 20:21

Sounds like mine and I'm 35. That's the fun part about being an adult. Though I'm thinking a little fruit and vegis should be in there. C'mon fruit is natures candy.

undertaker1099 2

Wednesday 6 November 2013 20:25

I see nothing wrong with this whatsoever

Soloman212 28

Wednesday 6 November 2013 20:35

I don't think a heart stroke is a thing. (Strokes involve blood not reaching the brain, not the heart.)

buckdharma 37

Wednesday 6 November 2013 20:50

Op, you are missing protein from your diet which are found in meat and eggs. I like Slim Jim, (meat is listed in the ingredients!) and Cadbury Creme Eggs, (eggs don't have a long shelf life, but these do!)

stupidbox 9

Wednesday 6 November 2013 21:10

my sister is like that lately...she studied and studied and..now she got a job and doesn't know what to do with herself,she eats a lot,and our dad isn't helping with "are you sure you wanna eat that?" comments.. :( i want her to be happy

gAt_d 26

Wednesday 6 November 2013 21:23

I would much rather have captain crunch oops all berry and zebra cakes, but hey different strokes for different folks!

PieknyCzlowiek 7

Wednesday 6 November 2013 21:47

hey if you are short on cash thats understandable

LifeFailure 16

Wednesday 6 November 2013 21:48

This is not a FML! This is pure happiness in a shopping cart. I'm also 25 with no kids and my shopping trips consist of exactly this, plus ice cream! I still manage to stay very thin so I can get away with this easily, so as long as your health isn't suffering from it, you'll be fine. I ALWAYS complain that I can never buy "REAL" foods because they expire before I can ever finish it, everything is made to serve 4+ people. TV dinners save my life!