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By miss cranky pants - 30/10/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, my gynecologist was having trouble with my exam due to me being "too tight." I'm 24. After the explanation of having been pretty inactive in over a year, she exclaimed, "Damn, girl, we really need to find you a boyfriend!" Yeah, tell me about it. FML

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By dynomyte - 11/02/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, as I sat on the table in my gynecologist's office for my yearly checkup, I realized that was the most action I got in the past year. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, when I was at the gynecologist my dr told me that I was really tense and the exam would be impossible if I didnt relax. So I started thinking about my boyfriend to relax and my mind went back to our last sex session. I started getting wet. FML

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By N/A - 25/09/2012 04:13 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2019 18:00

Today, I went to a new doctor. She asked me how long I had been sexually active. I said I'm not. I'm 24. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2020 11:01

Today, as I was at work as a gynecologist, a twelve-year-old girl asked me, on a scale of 1-10, how tight her "fun stuff" was. This is the new generation. FML

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By CarouselHeart - 18/05/2016 20:09 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I got a letter stating that now that I'm in my mid-twenties, I need to start getting cervical exams. The only people interested in getting anywhere near my vagina are doctors. FML

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By Joel_28 - 01/03/2010 00:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML

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By jons - 17/02/2009 21:54 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML

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By foreveralone - 10/07/2020 17:04

Today, just like at every gynecologist's appointment in the last 5 years, I had to yet again explain that no, I'm not a virgin at 27 because I'm waiting till marriage, I'm just a loser that no-one wants to sleep with. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML

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hotdogcore 9

Saturday 30 October 2010 12:17

Unless you have a very good relationship with your gyno, I'd say that it was pretty unprofessional of them to make a comment like that.

strandy 2

Saturday 30 October 2010 12:10

I'm pretty sure you could get by without a boyfriend...

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tangear 1

Saturday 30 October 2010 17:18

Tightness has nothing to do with the amount of sex you have. If you don't know that, you're not ready to have sex. The ignorance.

purple91 8

Sunday 31 October 2010 7:51

Very true. I'm surprised the doctor didn't mention that. Smaller females have smaller vaginas and larger females have larger vaginas. It makes sense right?

klutzycleo 5

Monday 1 November 2010 12:08

Not true, #134. It's commonly thought so, but not true at all

crazyaces89 7

Saturday 30 October 2010 17:54

that's rather awkward...sorry op

neuroticallyours 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 18:06

It's not so bad OP, sex and love aren't the be all end all in life and besides, not having either cuts down on drama! Also just because someone is single and not having sex doesn't mean they're fat and/or ugly, I haven't had sex let alone a date in two years and I don't think I'm that ugly... could be wrong though

dudeitsdanny 9

Saturday 30 October 2010 22:45

Eh, you a'ight. Just kidding, maybe you're gorgeous. I don't wanna see your page and I'm mobile ;P

EvilDave 13

Saturday 30 October 2010 23:32

Yeah, according to your profile, you are 18. Come talk to us when you are in your mid to late 20s and you have time and desire to date but haven't had one in a year or three.

Honesty4U 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 18:20

That's extremely in appropriate. Doctors aren't supposed to say things like that. your gyno needs to be reported to the medical board.

EvilDave 13

Saturday 30 October 2010 23:29

Yes, doctors are supposed to treat their patients like friends. They are supposed to be coldly professions with everyone at all times.

dynky 3

Saturday 30 October 2010 18:35

well that's pretty unprofessional..

lori_lovee 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 20:44

I have that problem/: but, I have a boyfriend and I am sexually active, but, my boyfriend always has to stop using his hands because it "hurts his hand" /: but, for him...there's NO satisfaction problem during sex....for me!, thanks to my inability to get any bigger...it passes too quick/:

ldiotic 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 20:53

get a dog .

katie72 6

Monday 18 July 2011 5:54

what is that supposed to mean? :/

kisseshugsdrugs 5

Saturday 30 October 2010 21:48

better than being too loose!

EvilDave 13

Saturday 30 October 2010 23:20

OP, is it that you are stuck up and shallow, that you treat all men with contempt, that you are uglier than a shaved monkey, or fatter than a hippo? Or, is it some combination of the above?