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By miss cranky pants - 30/10/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, my gynecologist was having trouble with my exam due to me being "too tight." I'm 24. After the explanation of having been pretty inactive in over a year, she exclaimed, "Damn, girl, we really need to find you a boyfriend!" Yeah, tell me about it. FML

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By dynomyte - 11/02/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, as I sat on the table in my gynecologist's office for my yearly checkup, I realized that was the most action I got in the past year. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, when I was at the gynecologist my dr told me that I was really tense and the exam would be impossible if I didnt relax. So I started thinking about my boyfriend to relax and my mind went back to our last sex session. I started getting wet. FML

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By N/A - 25/09/2012 04:13 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2019 18:00

Today, I went to a new doctor. She asked me how long I had been sexually active. I said I'm not. I'm 24. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2020 11:01

Today, as I was at work as a gynecologist, a twelve-year-old girl asked me, on a scale of 1-10, how tight her "fun stuff" was. This is the new generation. FML

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By CarouselHeart - 18/05/2016 20:09 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I got a letter stating that now that I'm in my mid-twenties, I need to start getting cervical exams. The only people interested in getting anywhere near my vagina are doctors. FML

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By Joel_28 - 01/03/2010 00:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML

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By jons - 17/02/2009 21:54 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML

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By foreveralone - 10/07/2020 17:04

Today, just like at every gynecologist's appointment in the last 5 years, I had to yet again explain that no, I'm not a virgin at 27 because I'm waiting till marriage, I'm just a loser that no-one wants to sleep with. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML

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Saturday 30 October 2010 12:17

Unless you have a very good relationship with your gyno, I'd say that it was pretty unprofessional of them to make a comment like that.

strandy 2

Saturday 30 October 2010 12:10

I'm pretty sure you could get by without a boyfriend...

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aarontheawesome 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 8:57

Men's List of Morals and Standards: 1) No fatties 2) No butterfaces (unless a brown paper bag and/or alcohol is present) The word '****' cannot apply to a male, even if he deviates from these standards due to the Zen Master rule. Zen Master say, "Key that open many lock is Master Key! Lock opened by many key is shitty lock."

Bigkey 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 12:14

damn girl ,hit me up!!!

XxMoonGirlAshomi 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 0:51

that sucks... u no I hav a friend that u might like…

zxpr0jk 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 20:37

Having sex with someone you aren't in a relationship doesn't make you a ****. Having sex with several people you aren't in a relationship with does. YDI for not having at least a ****-buddy or friend with benefits.

killzonev2 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 9:03

64- go **** yourself you arent funny

ChiefLancaster 0

Monday 8 November 2010 11:14

So,, Whats you phone number, id take care of that problem for ya honey... There might be a whistle when you walked through the mall after wards,, but it wont be tight anymore....