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By miss cranky pants - 30/10/2010 05:03 - United States

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Today, my gynecologist was having trouble with my exam due to me being "too tight." I'm 24. After the explanation of having been pretty inactive in over a year, she exclaimed, "Damn, girl, we really need to find you a boyfriend!" Yeah, tell me about it. FML
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hotdogcore 9

Unless you have a very good relationship with your gyno, I'd say that it was pretty unprofessional of them to make a comment like that.

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strandy 2

I'm pretty sure you could get by without a boyfriend...

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valri3 0

True. But this whole society we live is basically run by the need for sex now.

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iliketurdles 7

well that must suck.. not that you would know anything about that, probably why you dont have a boyfriend.

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EightInchNails 9

Excuse me. This is, indeed, for # 1, 6, 15...

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EightInchNails 9

Speak of the devil, eh, I mean creeper. lol

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TheFlyingLampie 4

Since when did posting a joke make you a creep???

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EightInchNails 9

Sir, need I remind you of the restraining order I now bear in thy hands.

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TheFlyingLampie 4

if you only have it in your hands now...... then how could you be reminding me???? ha ha, FAIL

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EightInchNails 9

My dear, gentle creeper whom I have met over the internal web, you are correct in you regarding your very own statement; you DO fail!

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penfoldsman 0

ouch....u need to get out more, and put out more lol

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BelleElle_fml 5

Don't be so uptight "Miss Cranky Pants" and you'll get some.

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Antoineito 0

*****, girls bestfriend. I'm not trying to give you ideas or anything...

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RebelHeart7 0

I'm buying one this week after long time thinking about it. At least I can throw it away when I'm done and it won't bother me

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Antoineito 0

Honestly I dont see a problem in finding a girl owning a ***** lol whats so bad about it anyways:P?

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grabblebyk 1

you should have just said you were half asian

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grabblebyk 1

NUH-UH! fat people are all loose and flappy.

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