By deadhammy - 11/01/2013 07:09 - United States - San Diego

Today, my hamster died. It climbed out of its cage and jumped off my dresser. Looking for condolences, I told my mom who replied, "If I lived in your room, I would have done it earlier." FML
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SPRKY 6

I don't think it was suicide. His parachute just didn't open in time.

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RedPillSucks 31

homicide (hamster cide ) you say? looks like a job for..... The Pet Detective

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RedPillSucks 31

homicide (hamster cide ) you say? looks like a job for..... The Pet Detective

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ShyAnn29 14

Yes, or someone must have messed with his parachute so it wouldn't open

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then000bster 16

He left a note pouring out his hatred for his owner. Then before he jumped he was hungry and ate the note and felt his life was fulfilled. *jump*

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cartedor 18

More importantly, the will, what did he leave you?

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zombieslayer83 19

Kamikaze hamster. What is the world coming too?

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ICastillo 24

I believe his last words were, Squeak Squeak...Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak. Poor little guy you could tell he had a rough life.

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rezho 5

I am unsure how this would of killed the hamster... Mine has fallen off the balcony, an entire story and simple ran off. Bad luck OP

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Ukeee_X 19

Too soon I take it? When my hamster died, my mother buried it in a hair dye box.

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Enslaved 36

Come on baby (Don't fear the reaper) Baby take my hand (Don't fear the reaper) We'll be able to fly (Don't fear the reaper) Baby I'm your man Poor Hammy! Listening to "Blue Oyster Cult" finally got to him!

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perdix 29

#27, I'm thinking "Hamster Dance," but that doesn't have any lyrics! If there was a "Hamster Safety Dance," this whole tragedy could've been avoided.

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DocBastard 38

If your room is that much of a disgusting mess, I would recommend never bringing a girl in there. Trying to explain her death after seeing your pigsty would be much more difficult to explain.

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JackStag 3

lmao, your hamster commited suicide... i feel sorry for you but find the idea of a hamster jumping rather entertaining especially with ur moms comment

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beehardxcore 26

Hahahaha, sorry about the hamster, but your mom kicks ass.

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