the hamster might have been freaked out by seeing an entire village of cockroaches.. beside a colony of mice.. cheering on a lizard race.. on a wall full of penis drawings!

I'm sorry about your hammy-bud. Losing a pet sux. Having your mother be a douchette sux more.

She was lonely and wanted you to sing to her once in a while. Her favorite songs? Spinning wheels, I'm just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round, but her fav she wants you to play at her wake, the wheel in the sky keeps on turning.

It committed suicide?

I love your mom!

Wow.... There's a time and place for room cleaning rhetoric... Sorry you have an insensitive mom.

Your mom was kind of insensitive to make a joke like that but you might just wanna consider cleaning your room. O.o

My hamster survived a drop off a dresser and a mouse trap. A family friend was house sitting at the time though

I don't see anywhere where it says the hamster had terrible living conditions

he was watching too much hamtaro seeing them go on adventures, and he wanted to on one too.