Animals: Today, my horse learned a new acrobatic trick. Unfortunately,...

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By Lizziebelle - 01/12/2016 08:07 - United States - Seattle

Today, my horse learned a new acrobatic trick. Unfortunately, I was still on top of him when he tried to somersault. The horse is fine. I'm in the hospital, fresh out of surgery for a broken femur. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2012 06:13 - Canada

Today, I broke my wrist when I got into a disagreement with a horse. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2013 09:06 - United States

Today, I was riding a new horse when a lawnmower starting up spooked her. She jumped straight up in the air and I landed directly on the saddle horn. I can't walk or feel anything between my legs. FML

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By Owned - 25/03/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, my parents came to visit me at the ranch I work at. They're scared to death of horses, but I was explaining how they are almost completely harmless. I was showing them how to work around the horse without getting kicked. As they relaxed, the horse kicked me. I now have a broken leg. FML

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Horsing around

By Anonymous - 15/07/2020 20:02

Today, my horse, who has been nothing but gentle for 27 years, kicked me right in the knee on my last vacation day. It's so bad, I can hardly sleep or sit down on the toilet. Tomorrow I go back to work, which involves lots of walking, sitting down and getting back up, as well as lifting heavy stuff. FML

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By CessnaPilot - 13/12/2011 03:47 - United States

Today, I fell off a ladder while building a shelter for one of my wife's horses. I think I broke some ribs. I absolutely hate horses. FML

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By livinproof - 10/12/2018 13:30

Today, not only did my horse step on my foot & refuse to move, he also took the opportunity to crap on my other foot while I was incapable of moving. FML

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By Not Again! - 14/06/2019 04:16

Today, while riding a massive draft horse, the horse thought it would be fun to walk under a very low apple tree that sat level with his back. A branch hit me and made me fall off onto a coil of barbed wire, twisting my ankle in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2015 15:23 - United States - Austin

Today, I was riding my newly trained horse. I've recently been suffering from bad gas, and ended up farting so violently, it spooked my horse into bucking me off and running away. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 14:48 - Canada

Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped in the mud. In a haisty attempt to support myself, I grabbed the electric fence in on hand, and my horse with the other. The shock from the fence traveled through me to her, sending her running and leaving me with 2 broken teeth. FML

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By Me - 20/12/2010 06:22

Today, I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked him to help me get on the horse. I slipped, and while trying to keep my balance, I kicked him in the face. FML

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alex_gen 38

Thursday 1 December 2016 19:34

Thought that said 'broken lemur' at first. Hopefully the recovery process will be quick, OP, but in the meantime, you can enroll your horse in gymnastics, so it can be on its way to winning gold in the Olympics!

Yarecho 14

Thursday 1 December 2016 19:39

It's ok, he was probably just horsing around.

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Leviathene 34

Thursday 1 December 2016 21:42

I'm sorry that happened to you OP, but thank you for clarifying that the horse is ok. I hope you recover easily after your surgery.

fuckIife 8

Thursday 1 December 2016 22:49

You're very lucky to be alive. Id call that a win.

Neorotoxin 2

Friday 2 December 2016 2:42

I'm sorry to hear you got hurt, but more importantly, did the horse stick the landing?

lizzieb3ll3 1

Friday 2 December 2016 2:48

The horse is actually a very good horse. He hit a hole while we were riding and flipped over :/ not his fault

False_Stupidity 41

Friday 2 December 2016 4:31

Lucky he only flipped and didn't break a leg in that hole.

BrainStone 13

Friday 2 December 2016 2:58

I first read house instead of horse and was really confused xD

torrea 19

Friday 2 December 2016 4:54

Bad horsey.

LittleStorm 13

Friday 2 December 2016 4:55

My cousin recently broke her femur bone in a car accident. It's the biggest bone in your body, and the most painful and difficult to break! I pray for you, OP! Get well soon.

dukemisery 18

Friday 2 December 2016 14:26

So it wasn't humerus...

jvanevery 19

Thursday 8 December 2016 16:23

I assume you are jumping not all that unusual an outcome now you are an official jumping veteran

Neminess 10

Monday 12 November 2018 19:03

Maybe he had pain in his mouth that he tried to escape? Tbh, if you use a bit on the horse, you deserved this. Bits only hurt the horse and metal doesn't belong in any animal's mouth.