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By Sad - 28/04/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
I agree, your life sucks 489
You deserved it 30
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Rowbin 0

Sorry, I was hungry. I left 5 bucks under the couch

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unibrowicorn 0

your house gets robbed, and the first thing you do is go to the fridge for ice cream? please tell me that you did that AFTER you called the police...

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fmlerryday 0

#30, well seeing as they stole his brand new laptop, he probably still had his old one.

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shehzeenahmed 0

thats my favorite ben and jerrys ice cream flavor!! :)

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mylifeisFML56 0

i'm so sry that sux.

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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

They robbed you of multiple expensive things and then even bothered to steal your ice cream... Those bastards. No seriously, I'm not gonna lie. That really sucks...

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julia19 0

your laptop got stolen? hahahahah uhm what were you typing on to poste this FML exactly? nice job faking!

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lycania 0

screw the electronics,, id take the ice cream! hee hee! haha, sorry, fyl

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fmlroxmysox2470 0

how ironic and i agree ur life is fu**ed sorry 2 hear though=[

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nazooer 11

I can imagine.. "Damn m yhouse was broken into! everything is gone! Give me ice cream!!!" *opens freezer* "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

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