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By Sad - 28/04/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
I agree, your life sucks 490
You deserved it 30

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Sorry, I was hungry. I left 5 bucks under the couch

unibrowicorn 0

your house gets robbed, and the first thing you do is go to the fridge for ice cream? please tell me that you did that AFTER you called the police...

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dude, that happened to me. except that took my case of redbull....i was soo pissed.

mouseintern 0

Now that's cold (no pun intended.) Man, talk about kicking someone when they're down. No reason to do that other that to personally spite the person they just screwed over.

Oh yeah, this happened to me. When I got robbed, the guy also ate my leftover Chinese, which baffled me... why would you eat a stranger's leftover food? It's a bit gross. But I figured he was probably just really hungry from robbing me, the bastard.

That's because Phish Phood is the best one.

rainbowchelle 0

Wow, that's such a bummer :( I'm so sorry.

Oh yeah, this happened to me. When I got robbed, the guy also ate my leftover Chinese, which baffled me... why would you eat a stranger's leftover food? It's a bit gross. But I figured he was probably just really hungry from robbing me, the bastard. Anyway, this is a definite FYL. :( I hope they find out who did it and you get your stuff back! Although the chances seem slim, it does happen.

xThatRandomGirlx 0

I'm really sorry that had to happen. Hope you called the cops

aww, i feel horrible for laughing at this one, but it IS well written! i hope they catch the burglar or you at least get some hefty compensation from your insurance.