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By Sad - 28/04/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
I agree, your life sucks 489
You deserved it 30
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Rowbin 0

Sorry, I was hungry. I left 5 bucks under the couch

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unibrowicorn 0

your house gets robbed, and the first thing you do is go to the fridge for ice cream? please tell me that you did that AFTER you called the police...

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DamnGoodTimes 0

This one is actually sad. I feel for you man. :(

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mjsmclaren 0

My house got broken into when I was in college, the asshole's stole roughly 30 hamburgers, 20 hotdogs, ketchup, mustard, rolls, and a jug of Captains Morgan's Spiced Rum along with ginger ale. The next day our next door neighbor had a BBQ w/ our food, the whole street was invited except for my house. That night they declared war on our house...

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mjsmclaren 0

My house got broken into when I was in college, the asshole's stole roughly 30 hamburgers, 20 hotdogs, ketchup, mustard, rolls, and a jug of Captains Morgan's Spiced Rum along with ginger ale. The next day our next door neighbor had a BBQ w/ our food, the whole street was invited except for my house. That night they declared war on our house...

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xOMFGx 0

#6 is right ur busy looking for ice cream when u get robbed and how the **** are you typing this when your laptop got stolen

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writeme 0

They were probably looking for money in your freezer... (I know quite a few people who do that) and found your B&J, and you know it's irresistible!

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libertyprime 0

NOT THE PHISH FOOD! Man, they were committed to screwing you, huh?

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BannedDistress78 0

umm HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH. sorry. your life is f*ed up. Maybe to drown your sorrow you should go around in the middle of the night killing hookers or something.. just saying

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24788 6

Lol, they always take the good stuff.

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Mynem 0

They took the ice cream too? Those Bastards

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radar53 0

Sorry about the electronics, but the Ben & Jerry's is horrible ice cream. Now if they'd taken Haagen Daaz....."Oh Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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