By MarissaKayleen - 12/08/2013 10:06 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, my house was broken into. After we called the police, my dad started calling himself Sherlock Holmes and talking in a British accent. He insists on calling me Watson. He is going around the neighborhood acting like Sherlock, investigating stuff. He won't stop. FML
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MarissaKayleen 9

Haha! I love the comments! I just want to let everyone know, I am not making fun of him or bashing him. I love how he is taking this situation. He seriously is the best :)

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randm_dude 9

He is out to embarass you, quite elementary Watson.

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jessicaf10 7

Will smith But OP has really cool dad as well

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Comments

TogeBara 12

In a situation where most families would feel pillaged and broken due to having their personal space ravaged by some random thug, he is making light of it and letting everyone else know its ok to have fun and not worry about it. You should go along with it, it could be fun :)

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droppedloser 7

I wish I could do that. I'd probably examine a shard of glass and lose a hand though...

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dakotahulsey 15

You have a cool dad op.

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lwonderful 11

Lol that's actually quite cute:3 you'll be fine

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worldclassrager 39

This could be some interesting YouTube content... Hope you catch the robber soon then it will stop...

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jessejamesc 8

being an adult is ducking awesome. you can do anything you want! !!

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w_introuble 25

I can tell you're having problems with auto correct ;-) that 'ducking' auto correct! =)

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TheShadyMilkman 15

#60 "Dangit autocorrect, I am getting tired of you shirt..."

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r_bruce69 19

I hate it when American's say British accent. There are at least a hundred very different accents in britain. OP is just referring to one of the ones from London that few people actually use

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AgedashiDofu 5

OP is from Canada...

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Ziggy122 15

Well, don't people outside the US generalize American accents as well? There are several regional accents in America as well. It's just easier to say "British" or "American accent" than "Cockney accent" or "Minnesotan accent".

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Faff 20

there are also a lot of different American accents. for a foreigner they all sound similar so why would they specify a certain region? that's no reason to get mad about

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Milotiiic 9

The difference between saying a 'British accent' and 'American accent' is that the US is one country whereas Britain is three countries (England, Scotland and Wales) so it would be impossible to have an accent from those three countries all rolled into one...

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Light_My_Afire 6

Mom friar, the United Kingdom, not Britain, Great Britain IS English, which as a general rule would have a British or English accent. The UK would include the above territories you listed, and yes that would no truly be possible.

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Posey_fml 7

No such thing as a British accent... :/

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lizzy_r_b_94 18

At least he's taking it in a good way and not getting all depressed about it op :)

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