Miscellaneous: Today, my house was broken into. After we called the police,... - FML

By MarissaKayleen - 12/08/2013 10:06 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, my house was broken into. After we called the police, my dad started calling himself Sherlock Holmes and talking in a British accent. He insists on calling me Watson. He is going around the neighborhood acting like Sherlock, investigating stuff. He won't stop. FML

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MarissaKayleen 9

Tuesday 13 August 2013 8:11

Haha! I love the comments! I just want to let everyone know, I am not making fun of him or bashing him. I love how he is taking this situation. He seriously is the best :)

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randm_dude 9

Monday 12 August 2013 16:14

He is out to embarass you, quite elementary Watson.

jessicaf10 7

Tuesday 13 August 2013 18:00

Will smith But OP has really cool dad as well

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TheCharlotte_fml 10

Thursday 3 December 2015 5:26

That's actually really funny.

Mewsmash 9

Monday 11 January 2016 23:01

Tbh your dad sounds awesome. He really seems to be involved in your life, while also keeping that classic "dad sense of humor." I hope that nothing too valuable was stolen.

Mutanttoothbrush 6

Wednesday 27 December 2017 14:54

Your dad sounds awesome, enough with this edgy "FML" stuff.

hdiane226 15

Saturday 27 January 2018 21:24

lol Saskatoon they say that in grown ups 2

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