By MarissaKayleen - 12/08/2013 10:06 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, my house was broken into. After we called the police, my dad started calling himself Sherlock Holmes and talking in a British accent. He insists on calling me Watson. He is going around the neighborhood acting like Sherlock, investigating stuff. He won't stop. FML
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MarissaKayleen 9

Haha! I love the comments! I just want to let everyone know, I am not making fun of him or bashing him. I love how he is taking this situation. He seriously is the best :)

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He is out to embarass you, quite elementary Watson.

Will smith But OP has really cool dad as well

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at least he doesn't act like Jaques Clusau

skyeyez9 24

When I was about 9, I saw an 80s movie with Sherlock Holmes and Watson. There was a creepy scene where these little pastries and cupcakes sprouted eyeballs, and hurled themselves at watson's mouth. That is all I recall of that movie, but it was freaky.

That movie is "Young Sherlock Holmes," and is AWESOME. :D

Just give him a red herring and watch him play detective somewhere else

You see, but you do not observe: your dad is having some harmless fun, my dear Watson.

xxVampiresRulexx 14

People react to stress in very different ways. Having your house broken into is a personal violation on a pretty deep level. Most likely this will pass in a day or so. If not, professional counseling might be necessary.

candyycurnn 10

Haha I think that is cute. Your dad sounds like fun and it could be fun and silly. It's creative :) he is determined.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Lol your dad sounds awesome!