Miscellaneous: Today, my house was damaged by a tornado. I called my mother...

By hotelbound - 21/05/2013 00:37 - United States - Florissant

Today, my house was damaged by a tornado. I called my mother to see if I could stay with her for a few days. Her response? "I warned you not to move in with a man. This is God's way of punishing you." I've been married to said man for almost a year now. FML

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You deserved it 2 996

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By wtf did I do - 02/03/2012 21:15 - United States

Today, I went to help a friend move into her new apartment. We were half-way through when it started to rain, and in my anger I yelled that it's like these things happen just to annoy me. Then we heard the tornado sirens. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 355

You deserved it 4 477

I can feel it coming in the air tonight

By cargaljen - 07/08/2011 05:29 - United States

Today, while watching TV at my mother's house, a tornado warning came across the screen. After being in the dark, nasty basement for half an hour, my mom realized she was watching a recorded show, and that tornado warning was for 2 weeks ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 235

You deserved it 5 058

By kayt240 - 04/05/2011 05:41 - Canada

Today, my husband told me that he's letting his mother move in with us. He told her it was alright without even consulting me first. I hate my mother-in-law so much that I'm contemplating divorce rather than living with her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 388

You deserved it 8 085

It's just windy

By m…… - 05/08/2012 00:44 - United States - South Whitley

Today, my mom's intense fear of tornadoes caused her to break into the bathroom, drag me off the toilet while I was changing my tampon, and drag me to the basement with my pants around my ankles to join my father, brother, and my brother's best friend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 271

You deserved it 2 016

I'm outta here

By VHgolf1989 - 01/06/2022 02:00

Today, I found out that after moving in with my mother and her boyfriend into his place two months ago, she's breaking up with him, and leaving me stuck with him. Awkward. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 036

You deserved it 139

Friendly fire

By Davios - 24/09/2009 04:34 - United States

Today, I moved in with an older gentleman renting out a room. Tonight, he had a domestic dispute with his girlfriend, who threw a lawn chair at my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 140

You deserved it 2 354

Family matters

By Anonymous - 03/10/2020 16:56

Today, I was told by step-dad, who I live with, that my mom "hates my guts" while smiling so big, because he got a call from her. He's so desperate for her to come back that all the lying, cheating, manipulation, and emotional abuse doesn't push him away. She's a tornado. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 236

You deserved it 97

By Notthemaid - 30/09/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 554

You deserved it 2 896

Ain't gonna end well

By Anonymous - 02/12/2023 18:00 - United States - Wilmington

Today, my abusive mom just moved into my house, within two weeks of me losing my job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 505

You deserved it 132

Mom of the century

By Central - 29/10/2019 12:00

Today, I've not had any contact with my mother for years, and when tornadoes came through our hometown and wiped out most of our downtown area, she didn't contact me at all. I finally contacted her myself. Her reason for not contacting me? She had "watched the news" and "knew I was OK." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 602

You deserved it 215

gracehi 31

Tuesday 21 May 2013 11:38

Seriously, OP, who lives with their husband? You're such a degenerate. Tsk, tsk.

pistachiopanda 19

Tuesday 21 May 2013 11:40

That's so horrible.. I hope you are able to find a new home soon. Your mother should be glad you are safe, not chastising you for something you're obviously committed to.

Comments

gracehi 31

Tuesday 21 May 2013 13:45

Well, they don't like birth control or abortion, so...

itzkyle 5

Tuesday 21 May 2013 13:47

That tornado.. Was just incredibly horrifying. Nobody should experience something like that, but you must be really strong to stay through it. God bless.

ywolfgl 21

Tuesday 21 May 2013 14:13

What does tornado and husband have to do with each other? Unless of course we assume the husband is the tornado!

itsjaliciaa 5

Tuesday 21 May 2013 14:15

Im Sorry But That's Kinda Funny And Unfortunate . I Hope And Pray You Have Somewere To Live Soon .

perdix 29

Tuesday 21 May 2013 14:22

Let's see, God has given you a tornado and your mother. Atheism is looking a little better, huh? Plus, you get to read demonic books!

gracehi 31

Tuesday 21 May 2013 14:37

And movies. Don't forget the demonic movies.

perdix 29

Tuesday 21 May 2013 15:22

#45, with the tornado and the mom, I didn't think I needed to oversell the idea.

fsomelife 26

Tuesday 21 May 2013 14:35

I guess it's alright as long as they don't move in together.

Vlortch_fml 6

Tuesday 21 May 2013 14:46

It seems like OP is writing that the man is her or his husband as a justification for living with him. I mean, I agree this is a FML, but as an adult one should have the right to live with whoever he or she wants without having to say "Hey that's okay, we're married !". Like anyone cares.

stormchaser24 24

Tuesday 21 May 2013 15:53

FYL OP, but be thankful that you are ok and your house was only damaged and not destroyed.

jess1987 17

Tuesday 21 May 2013 15:57

To whoever voted ydi, a lot of people lost everything! So far 51 died, 7 of those people (could still rise by 20) were children at school. There is a 3 year old in the hospital and no one can find his parents. How the hell does anyone deserve a NATURAL DISASTER?? OP, I am glad you made it through this horrible tornado, and there are places that opened up free housing for the VICTIMS of the tornado. Good luck!!

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 21 May 2013 17:03

Not that I disagree with your statement, but OP is in Missouri and the big tornado on the news was in Oklahoma. Probably different events (but still bad for OP).