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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Woodland

Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML

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By Sarah - 17/08/2012 07:45 - Canada - Penhold

Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2009 10:56 - Australia

Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML

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By Starving Ultimatum - 02/09/2011 01:55 - United States

Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

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By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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By BedazzledAlpaca - 08/12/2014 05:03 - United States - Englewood

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML

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By pillowless - 13/10/2011 14:41 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML

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By TheAnnoyedNeighbor - 03/10/2011 06:08 - United States

Today, I came back home to find that my house had been robbed, one week after my neighbors. I was walking around my neighborhood to see if anything was suspicious, and discovered that my neighbors had put up a sign, reading: "Rob the neighbors, THEY don't have a security system." FML

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Yazoo77 16

Saturday 27 June 2015 0:13

Keep that my note and show it to the police, their handwriting can be helpful in capturing them.

BntyHntrSeattle 30

Saturday 27 June 2015 0:14

Hopefully, the robber's stealth was crappy and the cops will be able to find some clues to find him.

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Fmlsea 28

Saturday 27 June 2015 15:06

time to invest in some security measures for your home. thats alittle insulting though to hear that the person who is robbing you ,says all your stuff is crap. its like sorry robber next time ill have some nice stuff for you steal -_-

iseebearbears 27

Saturday 27 June 2015 17:25

I think you mean burglarized.

ThatHorse 15

Saturday 27 June 2015 18:59

And that's why you bolt the safe to your houses foundation. Or better yet make it part of the foundation when you build the house.

iwadasn 32

Sunday 28 June 2015 6:56

You do realize not everyone builds their house?

igg125 30

Sunday 28 June 2015 22:01

Robbers can be choosers.

disbatch 14

Wednesday 1 July 2015 15:37

Buy better stuff, hope you had insurance

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