By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Woodland

Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
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Yazoo77 16

Keep that my note and show it to the police, their handwriting can be helpful in capturing them.

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

Hopefully, the robber's stealth was crappy and the cops will be able to find some clues to find him.

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mashnum4077 10

Suggestion from a locksmith here: Keep it hidden and bolted to the floor. Don't be cheap about your safe either. Spend atleast 200-300 dollars for a non-electric safe.

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NandersTheFox 22

What was in the safe, and if it was money then how much?

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worldclassrager 39

Well at least you know what's stolen...that's a good thing right? SDB are a better way of keeping things under wraps...can't be stolen

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littleking94 14

Sounds like you were Burglarized not robbed. Getting robbed is when someone takes your belongings by intimidation or force. Keep your savings in a bank, sorry bout your luck

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tanishpradhan 20

Burgled* ... Wtf is burglarized? Where did you even get that?

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dbt88 15

Thank you. It bothers me so very much when people confuse the two.

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melanielovejeff 15

Are you sure someone in your life who is close to you wasn't trying to teach you a lesson? After all, since when do robbers leave notes?

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katydid91 31

Hopefully the safe in question was not a gun safe.

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Hop6e 22

Time to go buy the at home detective kit now

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DivineZero 18

I guess you could say that the burglar was robbed of an opportunity

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Dexter83_fml 17

Hopefully you touched nothing so you don't contaminate the crime scene there should be visible sign of forced entry and finger prints on the paper. There will be shoe prints that the police can search a database of those shoes. Remember every criminal leaves behind some evidence so call the police if you haven't done so already

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Ichiya 29

You watch too many crime show. The truth is even with fingerprints they can't to shit. They need something to compare them to.

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Brandi_Faith 33

That's why they run them through the computer system. They fingerprint people when they're charged for this exact reason, to compare prints from a scene to a criminal

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