Miscellaneous: Today, my housemates are throwing a huge house party to celebrate...

By Party Pooper - 25/05/2015 01:59 - United States

Today, my housemates are throwing a huge house party to celebrate finishing their finals. It's 4:30am and people are still arriving. I have my last final in 3 hours. FML

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By unhappystudent - 14/12/2016 12:32 - United States - Storrs Mansfield

Today, after a long night of studying, my roommate and her friends decided it would be fun to throw a mini party in my room at 7am. FML

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By mitsuko045 - 10/08/2010 00:33 - Ireland

Today, after moving into my new house, I agreed to let my house mates have a house warming on the condition it be a small one, as I have exams all day that day and one that I can't fail on the very next morning. The facebook event guest list now has 100+ confirmed guests. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 10:29 - United States

Today, the alarm clock downstairs has been going off since 3am. The apartment belongs to two other students. They've gone home. Only 3 more days left to go. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2015 08:10 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, I laid in bed until 3am kept up by a house party. In my own house. Which my housemates didn't invite me to. FML

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Keep it down

By Anonymous - 13/09/2022 07:00

Today, I was woken up at 2 a.m. by my roommates throwing a party down the hall. I put some earplugs in so I could get some rest for my 8 a.m final. They worked really well, so well in fact that I didn't hear my alarm and woke up at noon. FML

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By hoops - 14/01/2011 20:34 - United States

Today, I clocked into work completely exhausted despite having gone to bed early. My roommates stayed up until 4am watching a movie, blasting music, and constantly giggling like madwomen. This is their "new and improved" schedule. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2011 21:14 - Canada

Today, I woke up early to prepare for my graduation party. I'd invited the entire graduating class of 2011, and tons of people confirmed that they were going to come. Two hours after the time I'd told everyone to show up, I'm still the only one here. FML

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By jauregz - 25/05/2017 00:00 - Australia - Lalor

Today, my neighbours had an extremely loud party, which began at midnight and didn't end until 6. I know this because I had a 15 minute sleep, seeing as I had to wake up at quarter past. FML

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By sadparty - 06/11/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I suffered a mental breakdown. I told my roommates about it, and they decided to throw a very loud party while I was sobbing in my room, unable to sleep. My Xanax prescription ran out, I have no more sick days, and I have to wake up in two hours to work a ten hour day. FML

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Celebrate!

By cstokes - 05/05/2011 04:44 - United States

Today, at work, I was supposed to have an easy two-hour shift, after which I was planning on attending a party that had been arranged to celebrate my graduation. Nearly six hours later, I am just getting home after being super busy and shorthanded at work for hours. I missed my own party. FML

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mukduk 21

Monday 25 May 2015 16:04

Wow, that is extremely inconsiderate. They couldn't wait a day?

superwhovian 16

Monday 25 May 2015 16:06

Should have called the cops on them for disturbing the peace

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helmiz 17

Monday 25 May 2015 23:42

inconsiderate...nice housemates you have.

Witchylady 17

Tuesday 26 May 2015 1:14

That is really insensitive of your room mates. Some people deserve to be slapped. I hope you ace your final with or without sleep. Good luck.

iLuvfatchickz 4

Tuesday 26 May 2015 1:32

Rent a hotel or a motel.

Hop6e 22

Tuesday 26 May 2015 2:43

Housemates? I'd be kicking people to the curb. Get the heck out of my house! Hope your final went well.

Overlord247 20

Tuesday 26 May 2015 3:11

They seriously couldn't wait one day?

yosico22 16

Tuesday 26 May 2015 7:47

Just finishing? They don't even know if they actually passed? That's pretty stupid.

momac86 17

Tuesday 26 May 2015 10:30

Sounds like u should splurge on a hotel suite and then stick them with the bill

drosek89 20

Tuesday 26 May 2015 13:46

**** their inconsideration, call the cops with a noise complaint. You don't have to say that you live there, just leave the complaint anonymous

alextaylor86 8

Wednesday 27 May 2015 6:42

**** that I'd wreck that party tell people to gtfo. not cool at all

crumtothefuture 2

Friday 29 May 2015 19:19

You could have just gone to the library or a quite place on campus to study or sleep.

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