Love: Today, my husband and I announced our upcoming divorce. My friends...

By a - 10/04/2013 19:09 - United States

Today, my husband and I announced our upcoming divorce. My friends told me how sorry they were and that they're available for whatever I need. His friends told him to just call the girl from last weekend and get himself laid again. FML

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You deserved it 7 040

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2023 06:00

Today, my husband, who I love more than anything, announced that he was gay, couldn't live a lie anymore, and moved out of the house. I'm utterly devastated, and when I tried to cry to my friends, they said I should celebrate his courage and stop being selfish, then ran off to party with him. FML

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By Toloveornottolove - 12/06/2016 16:08 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML

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By ZaraAce - 15/04/2011 11:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML

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You deserved it 4 765

The iron is hot

By Anonymous - 22/10/2021 17:00 - United States - West Lafayette

Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML

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You deserved it 107

By notahomewrecker - 09/01/2010 16:07 - United States

Today, I got a call from the guy I'd been seeing for a few weeks. It was his wife calling to find out what was going on with us. He told me he was separated. He left his kids home alone to hook up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 908

You deserved it 5 034

Feelings

By Anon - 19/10/2020 07:57 - United States

Today, my parents told me, after 30 years of marriage, that they are getting a divorce. I went to my boyfriend's apartment because I needed some comfort. While sobbing to him, he decided to dump me on the spot because my reaction to the news was "immature" and he wants an "adult" relationship. FML

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You deserved it 372

Explain yourself

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I received a text message from my wife, who had gone out for the evening with some girlfriends, saying, "I have to take a friend home, she's drunk! I'll be staying at his place. Call you in the morning." Umm… His? FML

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Crossroads

By Anonymous - 12/03/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, my husband of nearly a decade told me he's been sleeping with his best friend for a year, and also a couple times with my best friend. Marriage destroyed. Life in shambles. FML

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You deserved it 97

By Really - 15/01/2016 16:25 - United States - Butte

Today, I told my mother that, after years of cheating and abuse, I'm finally getting a divorce. Her reaction was deep concern that my husband might not want to "be friends" with the rest of the family any more. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 406

You deserved it 1 566

By Oops - 02/11/2009 01:43 - United States

Today, I was at a party and saw an old friend from college. I went up to her asking how she was and how her family was. She went on to tell me that her husband left her a month ago and started crying. I told her that he was an ass anyway and that she didn't need him. Turns out he died. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 634

You deserved it 14 945

Applejacks18 15

Wednesday 10 April 2013 23:47

It sounds like you'll be better off without him.

MichellinMan 20

Wednesday 10 April 2013 23:47

What a bunch of assholes. Give em' a good slap in the face!

Comments

iLike2Teabag 27

Thursday 11 April 2013 1:15

Take him for all he's worth.

Llamacod 11

Thursday 11 April 2013 4:05

Yea a 50-50 split

sugarbear0727 19

Thursday 11 April 2013 1:22

Shit happens. Just move on.

lincolnick4 19

Thursday 11 April 2013 1:27

what a douche! At least you wont have to be with this moron any longer

groovycrazyjoe 18

Thursday 11 April 2013 1:33

And how would you know this ?

CreepInTheCorner 11

Thursday 11 April 2013 1:54

Good thing you let him go then :/

Ziggy122 15

Thursday 11 April 2013 2:14

The difference between men and women... Seriously though. He and his friends are total dickheads. Luckily you don't have to deal with him anymore once everything's finalized.