By a - 10/04/2013 19:09 - United States

Today, my husband and I announced our upcoming divorce. My friends told me how sorry they were and that they're available for whatever I need. His friends told him to just call the girl from last weekend and get himself laid again. FML
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Applejacks18 15

It sounds like you'll be better off without him.

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MichellinMan 20

What a bunch of assholes. Give em' a good slap in the face!

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oussema 5

Surround yourself with people who fill your gaps. Let them do the stuff they’re better at so you can do the stuff you’re better at.

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Hawaii84 16

His friends just incriminated him. Take him for all his worth since he cheated on you. This will teach him a lesson on being a douche.

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Llamacod 11

Where's the proof? No judge will take hearsay as proof.

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Iceman226 17

#84 way to generalize, and that's bs! Sorry OP, a big virtual hug your way :)

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oussema 5

they didnt care only about sex , they care about emotions too ,bad friends are emotionless ,they only look for the adventure and getting laid, i think they were planing all from the beginning .and you can know the person from his friends characters

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onorexveritas 23

good thing you're divorcing him

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JMW177 6

Whoops wrong post didn't mean to post that sorry that guy is a dick

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SammiixSue 13

Well it's a good thing you're divorcing him. You're better off, OP.

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Llamacod 11

And what exactly is "normal" and who gets to decide these things?

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Adhdkid107 9

I'm really sorry OP but you should hook up with your "husbands" best friend. Get back at him.

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DropBearMeat 23

What makes you think that the OP is a polygamist?

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