By PreciousIve - 09/06/2009 15:36 - United States

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Today, my husband and I decided to get a little frisky in bed. After we were done we lay spent on our bed then only to hear weird noises coming from our doorway. To our surprise not only had our daughter taken her first steps but has been watching and now making the noises as well. FML
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PreciousIve 0

*Clarification* My post is not fake, sex happens... And my baby was not abandoned carelessly she just took a late morning nap at her playroom (which is directly in front of our bedroom) and as most parents know trying to sneak sex after having a baby is like looking for the Lochness Monster. And since she is a light sleeper moving her to her crib is a self sabotage. So when all the sexytime happened our daughter must have woken up upon hearing the noise and being a natural 10 month old baby curiousity must have driven her to get up and see why mommy and daddy are making strange noises and since we didn't close our door so she can be within sight (why we close the door on her?) she went to us and watched most or some of the action. But the whole point of me posting it was so I can share a small part of my life to everyone and laugh at it, and isn't that the whole point of this site?

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You often leave your door open and leave your baby unattended on the floor when having sex? Failparent

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fair enough you can leave a baby unattended in a safe place, like a crib, but you should have had a baby monitor so you'd be sure she's ok. if you did then you'd have heard her awake and possibly climbing out of her bed. sorry but ydi.

So you were in your bedroom having sex while your infant daughter was alone and unsupervised? Great parenting.

the cot sides would have to be very low for a baby to escape...

16 years from now... Today, I asked my parents when I took my first steps. They told me that I walked in on them having sex and started imitating their noises. FML

briissocoollike 8

Ydi for not watching ur baby dumbass

paulie1998 0

WHAT THE F.UCK IS WRONG WITH NUMBER FOUR?!?!!

So its obvious that from the comments i have read that most of you don't have kids. Well some parents put their babies/kids in a toddler bed. Which they can go in as early as 8 months. Maybe their child was in bed asleep. Maybe their kid was happily playing. So what doesn't make them bad parents. They where just having their time which every parent needs.

Uh... If your daughter is awake and in the open, shouldn't someone be watching her?