By PreciousIve - 09/06/2009 15:36 - United States

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Today, my husband and I decided to get a little frisky in bed. After we were done we lay spent on our bed then only to hear weird noises coming from our doorway. To our surprise not only had our daughter taken her first steps but has been watching and now making the noises as well. FML
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PreciousIve 0

*Clarification* My post is not fake, sex happens... And my baby was not abandoned carelessly she just took a late morning nap at her playroom (which is directly in front of our bedroom) and as most parents know trying to sneak sex after having a baby is like looking for the Lochness Monster. And since she is a light sleeper moving her to her crib is a self sabotage. So when all the sexytime happened our daughter must have woken up upon hearing the noise and being a natural 10 month old baby curiousity must have driven her to get up and see why mommy and daddy are making strange noises and since we didn't close our door so she can be within sight (why we close the door on her?) she went to us and watched most or some of the action. But the whole point of me posting it was so I can share a small part of my life to everyone and laugh at it, and isn't that the whole point of this site?

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smiller0789 3

You often leave your door open and leave your baby unattended on the floor when having sex? Failparent

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flex_able 0

Does nobody here have kids????!!!???!!.... I feel for you girl!!!, i have had a couple close calls myself with my son. When you have a child under 4 you have to come up with some creative ways to get your needs taken care of. and if you never do it when your kids are there(sleeping of course) it will never get done. there is no way people can call you a bad parent for that. this is an FML!! and i agree its sad you had to miss the first steps but there will be many more.

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LVbabie91 0

uh... my parents kept me in a crib in their room... so. fail@parenting4u.

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thuryn 2

#145 / LVbabie91: I suppose they still keep you there?

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Slut_2nv 0

next time dont have a f***ing baby!

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thuryn 2

#149 / Slut_2nv: You are an idiot. "Next time?" What next time? How about YOU don't have kids?

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dilutedpink 0

First off.. You should be watching your child or at least close the door! Second.. shes too young to remember anyway

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nineteensixty4 0

You leave your infant child alone to have sex? A. she won't remember this. B. Learn better parenting skills...Her first steps may have been falling head first down the stairs. Wake up, horndogs.

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thuryn 2

I love how so many people don't offer *advice* or *sympathy* in any way, but rather pass *judgement* in statements like #151/nineteensixty4's Item B. You act like this happens every day and the OP has a habit of ignoring the kids. You have no reason to believe that. In fact, the presence of the FML suggests that it was out of the ordinary enough for the OP to post it in the first place. How do you know they have any stairs? And don't give me that "horndogs" crap. Parents deserve a little bit of alone time every now and then. It's possible that momma hasn't felt well since the birth and this was the first time they've had a chance to "do things." Being a parent is hard work. Give 'em a break.

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razzumfrazzum 0

Nineteensixty4: If they did indeed have steps the child would have learned to avoid them by now. Babies are capable of self-preservation and decent depth perception. Just cuz they learn to walk doesn't mean they unlearn things that they have previously learned. Although, by the child walking across the hall to her parents room I 'highly' doubt there are any stairs present.

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