Intimacy: Today, I found out just how thin the walls at my new student...

By SleepyKirsty - 09/06/2009 13:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out just how thin the walls at my new student flat are. They are so thin in fact, that I can hear the creepy guy next door say my full name over and over again very slowly whilst masturbating rigorously. FML

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You deserved it 5 718

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By Buzzie - 02/09/2010 21:09 - United States

Today, I learned that my apartment's walls are thin enough for my neighbors to hear my vibrator. I've lived in this apartment for three years. I've been single and horny for all of them. FML

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You deserved it 14 375

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By hearing too much - 03/11/2019 02:00

Today, the walls in my house are so thin that I heard my roommate yell from the bathroom upstairs, "Hear my butthole roar." Now I’m scared to use the bathroom after him. FML

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You deserved it 227

By kazmatazz - 17/05/2012 10:33 - Oman

Today, I found out that the extremely attractive man that works in my building can hear everything I say about him through the paper-thin walls. FML

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You deserved it 9 100

By edwinduarte1 - 13/09/2010 06:49 - France

Today, I noticed that the walls of my apartment are ridiculously thin, when I heard my neighbor slowly walk up the stairs, slam the bathroom door, lift the toilet cover, take a pee and end with a nice "AAHH." FML

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You deserved it 3 309

MY EARS! MY EARS!

By ashbeat - 01/01/2013 15:20 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I can hear my flatmate masturbating loudly and asking himself if he likes it. And replying. FML

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You deserved it 4 400

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By Cate - 05/11/2009 10:25 - Australia

Today, I've had no sleep. Why? Because my housemate has a new girlfriend and the walls are too thin. After round three of them shagging, I was exhausted from holding my breath each time the new girlfriend screamed. I also realised that was the closest I'd been to sex in months. FML

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You deserved it 3 411

Sort yourselves out

By Anonymous - 01/07/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML

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You deserved it 95

YELP!

By Anonymous - 19/04/2022 12:00 - United States - Brookline

Today, my new neighbours moved in. I had always thought my bedroom wall was soundproof, because my old neighbours never complained about my loud night terrors. Turns out they were just stone deaf. The new ones can hear everything. FML

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You deserved it 136

By idontwanttoknow - 16/06/2013 11:37 - United States

Today, I heard my roommate moaning my name in the shower. FML

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You deserved it 6 917

By Steph - 21/06/2009 12:05 - Bulgaria

Today, I realized how much I hate my apartment. Not only can I hear my creepy upstairs neighbor having sex with random hookers every few night, I can also hear him everytime he takes a shit. I honestly don't know which is worse. FML

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You deserved it 3 282

WateryAsh 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 20:04

O.O

bigotcretin 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 20:04

LOL and fyl for sure but dont be surprised about how often guys jerk off about and what about, you were just a little more aware about it happening

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bigotcretin 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 20:04

LOL and fyl for sure but dont be surprised about how often guys jerk off about and what about, you were just a little more aware about it happening

nuggetFAIL 0

Friday 20 August 2010 7:25

JOIN HIM 69

WateryAsh 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 20:04

O.O

ridiculous502 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 4:45

I second that

armher 0

Monday 15 March 2010 0:01

u third it

michaelscot23 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 1:03

how does anyone say ydi???

gayguysf 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 0:49

wait, what if he has a girlfriend and her name is the same as yours? you deserve it for not having sex with him.

yayax0 0

Friday 7 May 2010 5:07

that's so fxckin creepy!!!

idontfkincare 0

Monday 7 June 2010 6:20

I have four words for you. WHAT THE **** MAN

soccerdilan 0

Monday 21 June 2010 9:05

I hope your a girl!!!

ZleveL 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 8:23

280 mix it up... ...WHAT? **** THE MAN! anally

Cjw1220 0

Monday 11 October 2010 9:30

276: Maybe she deserves it for not being deaf? Or maybe for looking attractive? Just guessing.

bhawks8188 0

Monday 11 April 2011 5:46

The OP is waaaay too full of herself. There has to be millions with her name. It probably was a different girl with the same name.

marousje 20

Sunday 17 April 2011 23:52

do you even know what full name means?

lolahszdope 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 18:32

talk about disturbing O.o

laxnut1382 3

Thursday 18 August 2011 4:39

full name. really? what are the odds?

BirdieCurls 25

Sunday 10 August 2014 22:50

Maybe her full name is Emma Rose Smith or something?

Radioactive_Kiwi 17

Friday 26 December 2014 5:46

296 - Key words here "FULL name"

rocker8877 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 20:04

gross...

ohhfudge 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 20:04

what a creeper...

grocky 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 20:05

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Ilikethenamesam 3

Thursday 9 June 2011 5:44

lol

jujube123_fml 1

Tuesday 9 June 2009 20:05

that's creepy....

British_Gal 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 20:07

he shoud write fml if he would know that

imajinethat 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 20:08

That suck real bad. FYL.

emery52 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 20:08

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FantineRose 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 20:09

Ouch. Stay far away from him. FYL

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