By PreciousIve - 09/06/2009 15:36 - United States

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Today, my husband and I decided to get a little frisky in bed. After we were done we lay spent on our bed then only to hear weird noises coming from our doorway. To our surprise not only had our daughter taken her first steps but has been watching and now making the noises as well. FML
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PreciousIve 0

*Clarification* My post is not fake, sex happens... And my baby was not abandoned carelessly she just took a late morning nap at her playroom (which is directly in front of our bedroom) and as most parents know trying to sneak sex after having a baby is like looking for the Lochness Monster. And since she is a light sleeper moving her to her crib is a self sabotage. So when all the sexytime happened our daughter must have woken up upon hearing the noise and being a natural 10 month old baby curiousity must have driven her to get up and see why mommy and daddy are making strange noises and since we didn't close our door so she can be within sight (why we close the door on her?) she went to us and watched most or some of the action. But the whole point of me posting it was so I can share a small part of my life to everyone and laugh at it, and isn't that the whole point of this site?

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You often leave your door open and leave your baby unattended on the floor when having sex? Failparent

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thuryn 2

reetah: I see YOU as #132. Use the nick instead of the number. This site changes the IDs a lot, for some reason, especially near the bottom of an active thread. Also, you talking about spell check is pretty rich seeing as you don't know how to use the apostrophe correctly (parents' not parent's for a plural possessive) and you didn't use a single capital letter in your entire reply. That's not to mention the comma splice and run-on sentence and other grammatical weirdness.

#131...I am a parent...i still say "bad parenting"

This is the best story I've heard in my life. Is this for real or a lie?

Actually reetah the OP responded for a clarification. The child was taking a nap on the floor of her playroom, or at least she was supposed to be til she woke up and made her way across the hall to her parents room. They left the door open so they could keep an eye on her from afar. So technically she was supervised, though its not a necessity to supervise a sleeping child. It would actually be safer to let the child sleep on the floor vs. in a crib considering kids can escape cribs and those are rather high off the ground for a kid. Think about it, kid wakes up, escapes crib, slips while escaping and gets pwnd by gravity.

@Reetah... First of all was using my g1 phone... They don’t have freaking spell check on fml app... And second of all the OP had a clarification about where her kid was sleeping... So go read that before you speak your mind, seriously! Her kid was in the room across from theirs taking a nap... which they had the door open to check in on them.... C'mon I have done that plenty of times when I am studying for an exam... That’s what most parents do... Unless they are those overprotecting parents that count how many times their kid chews before they swallow! LOL... And BTW are you even a parent? If not then have a kid before you speak your mind!

dgafprincess90 0

its not bad parenting unless they did close and lock the door they left her alone for a few min while she was sleeping just cuz they have a kid doesnt mean that they should be breathingdown her neck 24/7 its ok to have some fun geez give the lady abreak

wtf!!!!!! u ****** each other without noticing ur own child watching u!!! are u mad crazy wow!!!!!! man i'm happy i'm not ur child, don't wanna c ma parents ******* each other

thuryn 2

#143 / hershey: Ummm.... what? Is that English? You MUST have seen your parents screwing back at an age before you could remember things (like every one year old) because it has obviously screwed you up for life. Go get some therapy. Or an education. Either will do.

jezus_crist 0

wow u missed her first steps cause u were bumping uglies "worse parents ever" p.s most people i know with kids one or older get lil toddler beds not cribs and its easy for them to scoot outta them aint nothin wrong with that or that they was banging with the door open the fukked up part to the story is them missing the first steps