By lemonhead - 23/05/2011 01:58

Today, my husband and I had just got over a big argument, and I asked him to cut me some cucumbers for my eyes to help me relax. I was laying down, eyed closed, and he set them on my eyes. They weren't cucumbers, they were lemons. FML
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Gallaghers 0

She deserved it, if they just had a argument, he's obviously going to still sore about something, maybe because he has a lazy wife who demands that he cut her vegetables for her eyes (which I'm pretty sure don't do anything). Shes not worrying about how stressed or how he is after the fight, stuck up bitch

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Igor_g5 0

Superglue his hand to his penis.

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allen2688 6

cucumbers don't do shit people just do that to rise ip the price of your bill....

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ThaWiz 0

You sound like quite the bitch for tryin to make your husband cut cucmbers for your eyes for you to relax. YDI

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AnynomousPerson 0

Put a bottle of pepper spray in his lube.

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jadejazmyn 5

You know, I'd beat him with a cast iron skillet then pour freshly squoze lemon juice and vinegar in his wounds. See how he likes those apples.

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sean34747 0

Geuss he's not over it.

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lunax_fml 14

ydi for trying to dominate him by making him service you like a frakking butler after a fight.

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Palirose 22

Gotta admit. He has a sense of humor. Lol

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scangry 1

What is an 'OP'? Also, in a twisted way, it's kind of genius.

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