By lemonhead - 23/05/2011 01:58

Today, my husband and I had just got over a big argument, and I asked him to cut me some cucumbers for my eyes to help me relax. I was laying down, eyed closed, and he set them on my eyes. They weren't cucumbers, they were lemons. FML
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Gallaghers 0

She deserved it, if they just had a argument, he's obviously going to still sore about something, maybe because he has a lazy wife who demands that he cut her vegetables for her eyes (which I'm pretty sure don't do anything). Shes not worrying about how stressed or how he is after the fight, stuck up bitch

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Honda288 2

That is the coolest thing I've read all day. ahahaha

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salsalover_12 5

WTF are you queen Elizabeth? Cut your own damn cucumbers! I'm starting to think the argument started because you're lazy and demanding.

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jewfro311 0

Damn OP, My Dad put lemon juice in my contact solution. I know your pain

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Skorne 5

Your husband is a genious, a pure, juicy, freshly squeezed genious.

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tony1234 0

you should've had makeup sex than he would've gave you cucumbers instead of lemons

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EpicPwnageGuy 0

when life gives you lemons you yell "WTF!?!" then throw it back. when chuck Norris gives you lemons you take it and say thanks

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annonomusCG 0

I'd **** him up!!!!

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LeelaD 0

Guess he wasn't as over it as you thought!

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mcdreamer 0

lol I was expecting "... they were his balls." oopsy!

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