By FoxyManicLiar - 27/09/2010 21:06 - France

Today, I got a bad cut on my dominant hand while at work. My boss decided to order me to juice lemons... all 300 of them. FML
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You deserved it 3 192
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staynplay 0

isn't that unhygienic to be juicing lemons with a open wound, could easily get some blood in there and spread hep C.

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Prototype12 0

like your mom last night! aaawwwhhhh snap!

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sixtimessix 0

lol he beat you to saying that? what are you guys 12?

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Amber_the_Great 0

what are you ten? arctic lemonade sounds awesome right now.

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brightnite 0

that's a health hazard...what restaraunt do you work at?

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zebraface123 6

where do you work..?

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Occums_Razor 0

it's been so long since I last saw a post like this.

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Laf_Lep 0

Well #1, your first time with a girl is a long way away if you're that hyped up. After a few lemons, your hand would be numb anyways. Dont complain.

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lizamaphone 6

this is total bullshit. it's unsanitary to prepare food with an open wound.

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garrettjordan 0

the just wear some gloves :D

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garrettjordan 0

then* sorry my iPods stupid autocorrect did that

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garrettjordan 0

then* sorry my stupid iPods autocorrect did that

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honeybee366 0

we all have two hands!!

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randomchickkk 0

how does OP deserve it?

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FFML_314 11

Isn't it obvious? For cutting themselves in the first place! Sheesh! DUH!

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DivakiddOsz 5

fake boooobs lawl smh on you

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FFML_314 11

Picture in your bra. SMH at /you/ TskTsk!

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randomchickkk 0

honey, it's a dress. calm down.

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FFML_314 11

I wasn't talking to you. The person I was talking about disappeared! Damn!

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FFML_314 11

No really. It was a dark skinned girl in a red bra and her comment said "lawl fake booooobs smh on you" or something along those lines.

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FFML_314 11

What are you talking about?

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xJordieeBearhhx 0

he deserved it cause he accidentally got cut? ssshole

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500shadow 0

am I the only one thinking OMG someone out there is drinking wound tainted lemonade?!

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lalalaloveit 0

Aweee that sucks op :(

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