Money: Today, my husband and I went to the state fair. The entire time,...

By Catie - 13/05/2011 18:47 - United States

Today, my husband and I went to the state fair. The entire time, he complained about all the money we were losing because of the high prices of both rides and food. Towards the end of the night, we counted the cash we had left and found we were $50 short. Apparently, it fell out of his pocket. FML

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By bubblezzz123 - 04/09/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML

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Dine and dash

By talkomatic713 - 18/07/2021 09:58

Today, some friends and I went to IHOP. We joked about not having enough money, and as it turns out we were $5 short. We put down what we had and left. Upon getting to the car, I realized I'd forgotten my phone, and had to go back. I made eye contact with our waitress, our money in her hand. FML

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By dessy - 09/05/2016 21:37 - United States - San Diego

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML

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Premeditated

By IgiveUp - 28/05/2021 06:01

Today, I went out to eat with my friends. When the bill came, all three of them had "inconveniently" forgot their wallets at home. I ended up having to pay. It was a $178 check. FML

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Dishes, now!

By Anonymous - 25/12/2023 06:00 - Netherlands

Today, I went out to eat with a friend. I was supposed to be paying, but when I tried to, there wasn't enough money in my bank account. She didn't have money with her either. FML

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Money for nothing

By Broke Bitch - 05/05/2016 21:48 - United States - Albertville

Today, I went to buy some frozen yogurt. I filled up a cup and the cashier rung it up. The total price was $6.92. I only had $5 in my wallet. So I gave her the $5 bill and went to my car to get more money. Little did I know, there was no money in my car. So I drove off. Leaving the $5 behind. FML

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By anonymous001 - 08/01/2013 19:58 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML

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By myBFsucks - 05/10/2011 04:16 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2009 03:15 - United States

Today, I called my husband during my lunch to tell him that I wanted to go out tonight for my birthday. We got in argument because he said we couldn't afford it. When I got home from work, he was gone, so I called his cell to see where he went. Answer: to the bar with his friends. FML

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By cincity - 20/07/2018 15:00

Today, my fiancé forgot his wallet. He realized this once we were 5 hours away from home, before checking into a hotel, that had reservations under his name. FML

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uncbballwins 0

Friday 13 May 2011 23:55

can't let things slip out of your pocket... That's how I lost my virginity

Egnar 19

Saturday 14 May 2011 0:03

Your husband sounds like the kind of person who doesn't know how to let things go and just have fun - I mean, maybe this situation doesn't transpond past this one night but if you're posting it on FML I'm willing to bet you're a bit fed up with him and his overly cheap ways. It's one thing thing to be frugal, I consider myself to be, but it's a complete other thing to be cheap to the point where when going out for a nice time with your significant other you can't look past the expenses [unless they're completely outrageous and out of the norm, though at a Carnival/Faire you kind of expect it to begin with] and let loose. I'm not saying divorce the guy - That's stupid and I'm sure at least a few dozen people are going to give you that suggestion WITHOUT any insight, but, it's worth sitting him down and letting him know that money isn't as important as the time you spend with him.

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TheDrifter 23

Saturday 14 May 2011 0:24

I guess $50 doesn't really cover a little pleasuring with the trapeze twins or the beer tub girl anymore does it?

uncbballwins 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 0:25

Boners I didn't know your mom worked at the circus?

Lorysa 11

Saturday 14 May 2011 0:35

That really sucks OP. :( I lost $60 at the fair last summer, just fell right out of my pocket. I've worn pants with buttons on the pockets ever since.

dreamering 16

Saturday 14 May 2011 0:49

He was playing game with you from the beginning. Check his sox. I bet you'll find there the money.

perdix 29

Saturday 14 May 2011 1:45

You'll find that 50 bucks in the Daisy Dukes of the **** who provides the Happy Endings in the Fun House.

gemzroxya 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 2:15

that made me laugh. :)

paradiseisland01 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 3:41

i could just imagine what he was thinking when the money fell out of his pocket. Probably feeling a great piece of poop.

darklitfaery 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 4:25

pfft my hubby just blew 160 at the casino.. guess who gets to sleep on the couch.

Skatejock21 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 7:27

Step up and be a woman. Keep your own wallet... and maybe get a better job and manage your money better so you aren't tight on cash...

monnanon 13

Sunday 15 May 2011 14:29

Its not that simple though is it and they might not be really low on cash maybe OP's husband is just an ass and a stingy git.

lulututu 4

Saturday 14 May 2011 10:53

That's what he gets for not wanting to show you a good tine:)

writergirl23 19

Saturday 14 May 2011 12:49

hey. it might be fifty dollars but he didn't do it on purpose. GET OVER IT. honestly, some wives can be so nitpicky lately, make life no fun for him, then he goes and has an affair because guys NEED sex, then u divorce him and he's worse off than ever, when really it's UR fault not his so much. It makes me sick.