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By mrs.nerd - 23/10/2011 12:38 - United States

Today, my husband and I were getting intimate when a notification for a game popped up on his iPad. He immediately shoved me aside so he could take care of his baby dragon. FML

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By sasquatch21 - 21/02/2010 13:36 - Bahrain

Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML

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By I'm my husband's second mom - 03/11/2015 07:14 - United States - Dickson

Today, my husband got angry and stormed out of the house because he claims I wasn't pressing the buttons he told me to while playing Pokemon. FML

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By Phoebe - 18/07/2009 08:15 - Singapore

Today, my husband and I were in bed when the alarm on his phone went off. He then told me that he had to 'sound the horn' and went over to his laptop. Wondering what that meant, I peered over at his laptop. It turns out hunting for mice on Facebook is more important than procreating. FML

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By demk - 20/08/2009 14:51 - United States

Today, my husband and I were in bed, and just as I was about to finish he screamed, "Oh shit! It's 4:15, my strawberries are gonna whither!!!!" and then jumped off me and went to check on his farm on FarmVille. An imaginary farm, on Facebook. FML

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By Dildno - 10/12/2016 08:48 - United States - Worcester

Today, I was using my iPad for a presentation. I locked it and left it connected to the projector while I prepared to present. When I turned around to begin, I realized there had been a push notification from Groupon asking if I was still interested in a dildo. FML

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You deserved it 3 676

By Lady Cuntsnatch of Fallopia - 04/01/2015 01:30 - United States - Yuba City

Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML

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You deserved it 5 935

By ChopSuey - 01/06/2016 04:02 - United States - West Monroe

Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML

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By luni - 26/06/2011 21:17 - United Kingdom

Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML

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By BellinaNico - 25/05/2013 04:40 - United States - Mcdonough

Today, I called my fiancé just to tell him how much I love him, as a sweet gesture. He yelled at me for interrupting his video game and blamed my "neediness" on the fact that I'm menstruating. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 23:00 - United Kingdom - Kilkeel

Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML

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chickenwalrus 14

Sunday 23 October 2011 19:18

Baby dragon > sex?

stfu_bam 5

Sunday 23 October 2011 19:19

Uh hello! We gotta take care of our dragons! Psh people these days just don't understand. Side note - What level is he on?

Comments

perdix 29

Sunday 23 October 2011 22:13

It's a euphemism for masturbating. Good thing he doesn't have a full-grown dragon, you might dislocate your jaw!

ice_rose88 0

Monday 24 October 2011 9:54

This made me lol. And I am OP.

almedalove 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 22:17

OMG my brother-in-law made that game I am so sending him a link to this post

ice_rose88 0

Monday 24 October 2011 9:56

Tell him that thanks to him now my husband is way more concerned with keeping his poor helpless baby dragons alive than getting any.

TJD28 3

Sunday 23 October 2011 22:30

baby dragon > wife

P374RD3D 9

Sunday 23 October 2011 22:36

Baby dragons require more care than adult humans

Calyx_fml 21

Sunday 23 October 2011 22:43

Blow him while he games.

afulks78 11

Sunday 23 October 2011 22:43

Atleast you know he will be a good father :)

ryankon518 3

Sunday 23 October 2011 22:44

He's showing you how well he can take care of a human baby, by taking care of a dragon.

minodino 8

Sunday 23 October 2011 22:48

Last time I read this post it actually gave the name of the game, "dragonvale". In the past, I've noticed some other posts have been edited as well. What gives?